Jim's Big Ego

"All things being equal, All things being equal, All things being equal, They're not."

"I'm addicted to stress, that's the way that I get things done, If I'm not under pressure, then I sleep too long, And I hang around like a bum, I think I'm goin' nowhere and that makes me nervous."

"I've got time to think about the beauty Of a thousand variations Of the beating of a wing Of a hummingbird suspended In the aspic of the world, Moving slower than molasses, As I'm off to catch the girl Who is falling off the bridge."

"You say that time goes rushing by, It seems so slow to me."

"And I'm there before you know it, I'll be gone before you see me, Do you think you can imagine Anything so lonely?"

"Thank goodness for the pious, who tell us how to behave (Depravity is all around us) With whom we should war, and who we should enslave"

"All we want is everything in real time, all the time."