It Takes Two (1995 film)

"[as Alyssa, after eating escargot] All this money, and these people eat slugs?!"

"[as Alyssa] Ladies and gentlemen, normally, I'd be tickled to play a selection from... [briefly eyes the sheet music cover: "Frederic Chopin- Eight Pieces for the Piano"] ... Chopin, but in honor of my new stepmother, whom I absolutely adore, I've decided to play a little something of my own."

"I made my money the old fashion way - pure dumb luck."

"Two identical strangers. Two different worlds. One perfect match."

"When it comes to making the perfect match...Two heads are better than one! Especially if they look exactly alike."

"Mary-Kate Olsen - Amanda Lemmon"

"Ashley Olsen - Alyssa Callaway"

"Steve Guttenberg - Roger Callaway"

"Kirstie Alley - Diane Barrows"

"Jane Sibbett - Clarice Kensington"

"Philip Bosco - Vincenzo"

"Ernie Grunwald - Harry Butkis"

"Ellen-Ray Henessy - Fanny Butkis"