Highway (film)

"[As he has raw sex with Jilly Miranda] Jack and Jilly went up the hilly to fetch a pale of water!"

"You are one daffy invididual!"

"I like it... Hit the road, flee for your life, meet a doll who's got "once and a lifetime girl of my dreams and reason to believe" written all over her like so much graffiti. It could only happen to the god of fuck."

"[After the alligator boy screams] That be a cry laden with pain and sorrow"

"Desmond the alligator boy is a major happener"

"When you think about it, the world is divided into 2 groups... pandas and alligator boys"

"[Telling Jack that the whore thought Pilot was sexually confused] Sexual confusion... I mean, you don't think I have sexual confusion, do you?"

"So, it was cool, you know? I told her about my troubles and she was like, 'sexual confusion's a tricky thing'. Sexual confusion? I mean, easy on the sexual confusion tip, baby. You make me sound like a guy in a raincoat with a fistful of vaseline, you know? [Laughs] Sexual confusion... I mean, you don't think I have sexual confusion, do you...?"

"[To Jack and Pilot] Are you guys by any chance, in love?"

"A field... I need a field... A field in which to frolic!"

"Congratulations you just became the Sir Edmund Hillary of assholes. You climbed the highest mountain, Pilot. There's five big ones."

"[Walks up to Pilot] You the boyfriend? You like alligator dick? [Touches Pilot's lips] Like to suck it?"

"What is that feeling when you're driving away from people and they recede on the plain till you see their specks dispersing? ...it's the too-huge world vaulting us, and it's good-bye. But we lean forward to the next crazy venture beneath the skies...""

"Jared Leto as Jack"

"Jake Gyllenhaal as Pilot"

"Selma Blair as Cassie"

"John C. McGinle as Johnny the Fox"

"Jeremy Piven as Scawldy"

"Arden Myrin as Lucy"

"Kimberley Kates as Jilly Miranda"

"Mark Rolston as Burt Miranda"

"Jarret Thomas as Kid #1"

"Stephen Shellen as Clark Hayes"

"Matthew Davis as Booty"

"Madeline Parquette as Pilot's Mom"

"George Spielvogel III as Boneman"

"Come as you are"