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April 10, 2026
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"[after successful extraction] Another victory for the right side of history."
"[after successful extraction] You have maintained our way of life."
"[after successful extraction] Democracy prevails once more."
"[after successful extraction] Victory was never in doubt."
"[after mission failure] Return, refit, and redeploy to purge the stain of this failure with the peroxide of victory."
"[after mission failure] Defeat is but the catalyst of its own rectification."
"[if Helldiver leaves mission area] They abandoned our mission and our cause. Execution was our only choice."
"[if Helldiver leaves mission area] There is but one sentence commensurate to the crime of treason."
"I realized long ago that death in the defense of Freedom was not a tragedy to be lamented, but a sacrifice to be revered."
"All of posterity shall either prosper in Liberty, or suffer in bondage. That determination is our duty."
"As the chain does not scrutinize the brevity of its links, neither does Liberty mourn the transience of a Helldiver's service."
"Here at war, you may cast your vote many times. Once on Election Day, and another with every bullet buried in an enemy combatant."
"Remain ever-vigilant for deceit and treachery. They can take root in the smallest of cracks."
"Dissidents sow their lies in the smallest of fractures, Helldiver. Stay vigilant."
"The lives of Humanity's present are a crumb; the lives of Humanity's future, a boundless loaf."
"We fight them, but we cannot forget that the Terminids are the ichor of Democracy itself."
"The Terminids are a force to be harnessed, not a scourge to be cleansed. Liberty demands our temperance."
"The Terminids spent decades content on the E-710 farms. Now their most destructive instincts run rampant, to the detriment of all."
"Managed Democracy is a watchful shepherd, guiding the will of the people so they do not stray from safety."
"Though we are the most powerful fighting force the universe has ever seen, we are naught but humble servants before Managed Democracy."
"When the undemocratic din of our enemies has at last been silenced, we shall finally perceive the unsullied peal of Democracy, reverberating evermore."
"The torch of Freedom is passed hand to hand, from one thawed hero to the next. They may bear it for one hour or one minute, but there is always another to keep it from going out."
"In the First Galactic War, we cast the Illuminate from our galaxy, and secured the half-human Cyborgs safely in the mines of Cyberstan. Our enemies in this war will do no better."
"The Helldivers receive their orders from the Ministry of Defence, and I mine from the Ministry of Truth. That way, the hands of Liberty are intertwined."
"Your sample collection is of great value to the Ministry of Defence. Everything serves Liberty, in the end. Even our enemies."
"Tyranny is a cancer, and Managed Democracy is the cure. And you, Helldiver, shall administer the antidote."
"The final absolution of xenocide is a mellifluous clarion guiding our path."
"There is but one assured path to peace... and that path is war."
"Welcome aboard, Helldiver, and congratulations on completing your training."
"You inspire me, Helldiver. You inspire us all."
"There's nothing sweeter than victory in the name of Freedom."
"Our enemies can fight as hard as they like, but Freedom always wins."
"I'd ask if you were going to take a break, but I already know the answer. You and your fellow Helldivers inspire me every day."
"That was one for the record books. Where all missions are logged for analysis."
"Keep up the good work, Helldiver. Once we win, the planets we're fighting over will finally be allowed to prosper. Like the rest of the Federation."
"Keeping things running around here isn't easy, but if that's how I can best serve Liberty, I'll do it gladly."
"Mission accomplished, Helldiver. One small step for Democracy, one giant leap in the death count of our enemies."
"No Helldivers KIA on that mission. This is cause for celebration."
"Mission complete without a single friendly fire incident. That will save paperwork."
"Welcome back, Helldivers. Your comrades who didn't return will rest easy knowing that this mission had a lower than average casualty rate."
"Every Helldiver lost is an unspeakable tragedy, but this mission had fewer unspeakable tragedies than average."
"This mission required fewer heroes to make the ultimate sacrifice than normal."
"Super Earth will never forget the Helldivers we lost today, nor the incremental gains their sacrifice achieved."
"Many sacrifices were made today. We will never forget."
"The existence of high-casualty missions implies the existence of low-casualty missions. And we can take some solace in that."
"Watching Helldivers in action is great for crew morale. It's even better than a... dissident execution."
"Stay vigilant, Helldiver. Complacency plays right into the hands of dissidents."
"Liberty rests on your shoulders, Helldiver. I know you can bear the weight."
"The more we fight, the more it becomes clear that our enemies will never accept our way of life. It's us or them."
"The enemies on the battlefield are one thing, but at least they're out in the open. It's the traitors among us I truly hate."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!