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April 10, 2026
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"I'll snap your spine and... bah, there's no point in even trying to talk to you!"
"UGH!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START WITH YOU! YOU'RE JUST WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS! SYSTEM FAILURE!"
"YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT YOUR WEAPONS. YOU'RE USELESS. USELESS USELESS USELESS."
"SHE'S KIND OF MY TYPE. EVEN IF SHE'S NOT HUMAN, AND I COULD DO WITHOUT THOSE TWO BEHIND HER, I'D MARRY HER."
"YOU'RE NOT HUMAN, EITHER? SONUVABITCH! THIS WORLD DOESN'T DO IT FOR ME!"
"THIS IS SUCH IS SUCH A SHAME... YOU'RE NEITHER HUMAN NOR ROBOT! PICK A SIDE ALREADY!"
"WHAT? THE CREW ON YOUR SHIP ARE ALL FEMALES? OH MY DAMN! IT'S LIKE A PARADISE! I CALL DIBS!"
"DON'T GO CRAZY ON ME! ROBOTS ARE DELICATE UNLIKE YOU, YOU STUPID IDIOT."
"YOU LOOK LIKE THAT POTATO HEAD! HAHA! HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE HATE? SOMETHING WRONG, POTATO HEAD?"
"THE DUMB ORIGINAL HAS GROWN A LITTLE. I GUESS I BETTER GO HOME AND UPDATE DATA."
"I DON'T LIKE YOU. YOU DON'T LOOK BAD, BUT MY SENSORS DON'T GO "SCHWING" FOR NO REASON."
"PFFFT, NINJAS ARE AN OLD WIVES' TALE. IF IT LOOKS LIKE A DUCK AND SOUNDS LIKE A DUCK..."
"YOU! GIMME YOUR PRODUCT ID! WAIT, YOU'RE NEWER THAN ME ...SO I'M A FAKE "AND" ARCHAIC?"
"USELESS BRAT! NO UN-SEXY FEMALES HAVE THE RIGHT TO FIGHT WITH ME!"
"YOU'RE A USELESS HUMAN. WE HAVE A GREAT FUTURE PLANNED FOR YOU. WHAT? YOU'RE NOT HUMAN? ...REALLY?"
"YOU'RE A BOY, HUH? YOU CAN'T TRICK ME! I SEE EVERYTHING WITH MY X-RAY VISION! ...FORGET I SAID THAT, SERIOUSLY."
"AW, MAN! WHERE IS EVERYONE? I NEED HUMAN DATA! WAIT, YOU'RE A HUMAN? ...REALLY?"
"I PREFER 'EM LADY LIKE BUT I COULD SETTLE WITH YOU. PLEASE MARRY ME AND COOK FOR ME FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE."
"WHAT? YOU'RE HUMAN? I THOUGHT YOUR ARMS WERE ROCKET FISTS. YOU SCARED ME, DAMMIT!"
"FEMALE DETECTED! TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY, LADY! PLEASE BE MY WIFE."
"DO YOU KNOW THE TERM "WILD MAN"? IT TOTALLY DESCRIBES YOU, YOU CRAPPY DANCER."
"YOU PASSED THE TEST, LADY. YOU'RE JUST MY TYPE. SKIP THE FLUFF AND MARRY ME."
"HAVE YOU HEARD THE SAYING "PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT"? IT'S A TOTAL LIE, THE DUMB WILL ALWAY BE DUMB."
"No matter what... the world needs justice."
"Impersonating an officer, are you? I'm afraid you're no match for my men."
"I understand the situation, leave the rest to me."
"You certainly have talent, but you must learn control."
"Sol, your sin is beyond the grace of god."
"Regardless of the outcome, we can still shake hands afterwards. I'd like to keep that kind of relationship."
"You're asking me if I held back? True, it wasn't my best effort. That's the least any man would do."
"If you had removed those bonds, it could have gotten ugly. Let's continue to do our best to serve the public!"
"You've gotten much better at controlling your power. Now if only you could hide your wings and your tail...."
"I used to wish I had a copy of myself during hard jobs, but this is ridiculous!"
"Thank you, my lord, for the lesson. Your swordsmanship is outstanding."
"So this is Justice... the commander of all evil. What sorrowful eyes..."
"Your sin is beyond the grace of god!"
"RIDE THE LIGHTNING!!"
"Spare me..."
"Sorry. I don't have time for you."
"So long.... sleep well."
"Give me a break..."
"Bandit REVOLVER!"
"Go to sleep, little boy."
"What's wrong with you? Don't give me that dirty look."
"I'm finished with you. Go away."
"Keep your mouth shut, punk."
"Is that all you've got for me? You're no fun at all."
"That was your last chance. If you get up again you're gonna pay with your life."
"You should know better than to be out wandering around."
"...That thing's pretty nasty."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!