Futurama: Bender's Game

"When will young people learn that playing "Dungeons and Dragons" doesn't make you cool!"

"[after arriving in Cornwood] Where the hell are we? Hell?"

"[Climbing through chicken hatch] This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the chickens."

"Have you seen Bender? He's gone crazy! [Holding a carton] Also, smell this milk."

"All right, I may be weak and I may be small, but I don't see how I can possibly destroy that monster."

"There’s so many killbots behind us, I can’t count them all. Three, I think."

"That blade missed me by the skin of my pants. [A shot of Fry’s behind reveals his pants ripped.]"

"Hey that punk stole our hood ornament! Now no one will know we have the LX Package!"

"[after the ship starts again] There's gas in our ass!"

"I know not of this "Bender"! I am Titanius Anglesmith, Fancy Man of Cornwood!"

"Finally, we made it out of that godforsaken cave! So what's the fastest way home, back through the cave?"

"Methinks we be boned."

"Igner: [repeated line] We're owl exterminators."

"Leegola: Onward brave cowards!"

"George Takei: [at the Space Demolition Derby] Way to kill the franchise, Bakula!"

"Dr. Perceptron: [Bender is in a group therapy session involving being hit in the head by hammers] Now Stop! Hammertime!"

"Roberto: [Repeated line] BOOKALEEMOOKALEE!"

"Rosie the Robot Maid: Everything must be clean. Very clean. That's why the dog had to die. He was a dirty dog. Dirty. Dirty. Also that boy Elroy. Dirty. Dirty."

"The Swamp Hag: [repeated line] Get out of my swamp, you kids!"

"Titanius: Me thinks we be boned."

"Roberto: You're not made of Tuesday!"

"Professor: There's just one small problem, and it's a big one."

"Greyfarn: Fear not Titanius for we still have one hope, the Cave of Hopelessness!"

"Professor: Everybody out of the conference room! I'm calling a conference! [to all, in an adjacent room] Everybody get in here!"

"Roberto: I was built by a team of scientists, trying to create an insane robot...but it looks like they failed!"

"Scary Door Announcer: In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the aliens, but that humblest of all God's creatures, the Tyrannosaurus Rex."

"Morcs: [chanting] Eat the wizard, eat the slut, eat the robot's shiny butt!"

"Greyfarn: Alas, Frydo's weakness was no match for the dices power."

"Hermaphrodite: Your friends soon face certain death, followed by a disrespectful marionette show performed with their corpses."