Ernest Saves Christmas

"I am the one with the Yuletide, know what I mean?"

"What we have here is a failure to accumulate."

"You know. I don't tell many people this, but Christmas is just about my favorite time. Ever since I was a little kid, I always felt like it was my own personal holiday."

"Ahh, smell those Christmas trees. You can keep your "Channel" Number 5, just give me a whiff of the old lonesome pine. That symbol of brotherly love, that centerpiece that all mankind gathers around to share the cranberry sauce shaped like a can."

"No, there's only one person authorized to operate this sack. His big, red, oneness: The Claus."

"Ernest, I'm not much of a morning person. Do you think we could just keep it down to a dull roar?"

"A holiday comedy unlike any other!"

"He's back! And this time..."

"Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell, Astor Clementh, Auntie Nelda, The Snake Guy"

"Douglas Seale - Santa Claus (a.k.a. Seth Applegate)"

"Oliver Clark - Joe Carruthers, the new Santa Claus"

"Noelle Parker - Pamela Trenton, a.k.a. Harmony Starr, Mindy"

"Gailard Sartain - Chuck (Storage Agent)"

"Bill Byrge - Bobby (Storage Agent)"

"Billie Bird - Mary Morrissey"

"Key Howard - Immigration Agent"

"Jack Swanson - Businessman"

"Buddy Douglas- Pyramus the Elf"

"Patty Maloney as Thisbe the Elf"

"Barry Brazell - Cab Passenger"

"George Kaplan - Mr. Dillis"

"Robert Lesser - Marty Brock"

"Zachary Bowden - Boy in the Train Station"