Epitaphs

"The 300 Spartans (Simonides) - 480 BC"

"Robert Louis Stevenson (by himself) - 1850-1894"

"Harold J. Story (1919 - 1993)"

"Arthur Sullivan 1842-1900 (by W. S. Gilbert)"

"Alexander Vasilyevich Suvorov - 1729-1800"

"Jonathan Swift (unknown) 1667 - 1745"

"Lucius Cornelius Sulla (by himself) - died 78 BC"

"Alfred Tennyson (himself)"

"Studs Terkel (Suggested by himself)"

"Thomas Thetcher 1737 - 1764"

"J. R. R. Tolkien:"

"Voltaire (unknown) - 1694-1778"

"Kurt Vonnegut (himself) 1922 - 2007"

"Verginius Rufus"

"John Wayne (himself) 1907 - 1979"

"H. G. Wells (himself) - 1866-1946"

"Oscar Wilde (himself)"

"Billy Wilder (himself and Joe E. Brown)"

"Hank Williams (his wife)"

"Christopher Wren (by his son)"

"Virginia Woolf (by herself)"

"William Butler Yeats (by himself)"

"Jean Valjean, Les Misérables, Victor Hugo"

"King Menethil II"

"Edmund Blackadder (by himself)"

"Strong Bad"

""A Jacobite's Epitaph" (Thomas Babington Macaulay)"

"Baldur's Gate"

"Scrooge McDuck (Keno Don Rosa)"

"Jenny Sparks (unknown)"

"Ron Obvious"

"David St. Hubbins (himself)"

"Buffy Summers (unknown) - 1981–2001"

"From Fable (game)"

"Senator Vrooman (Ambrose Bierce)"

"Van Ruijven"

"Royal Tenenbaum (At his suggestion)"

"Dumbledore family's tomb"

"Potter family's tomb"

"The Boss's grave"

"Big Boss's grave"

"Charles Xavier (Age of Apocalypse version)"

"Balin Fundinul Uzbad Khazad-dumu Balin son of Fundin Lord of Moria"

"From a Canadian WWI Memorial (Rudyard Kipling)"

"From Ireland"

"From a grave in Muçum, Brazil"

"Adult's grave in Rome, Italy"

"Child's grave in Miami, FL (by Edmund Waller)"

"Infant in Vermont"

"From Tasmania, Australia"