Duke Nukem

"Looks like I'm on Candid Camera (allusion to a TV show pranking people) [when Duke sees a shooting camera]"

"Looks like Morphix puts workers' safety first... Right after everything else [before switching lights on at early parts of E5L1]"

"Looks like your hardware's gone a little soft, Morphix! [when trashing Morphix's robot after E8L3 and after damaging his helicopter at E1L3]"

"Looks like you've gotten ahead of yourself there. [after boss fight at E4L3]"

"Looks like we're about to reach our final destination. [just before boss fight at E3L3]"

"Makin'... bacon! [after killing a pig cop]"

"Mimic that! [after killing a mutant roach]"

"Morphix and his G.L.O.P.P. rig are going down faster than Enron. Let's rock. (when starting E6L1, reference to the bankrupt Enron Corporation)"

"Mother F-[beep] keycards! [when a keycard is needed to open the door]"

"My gun's bigger than yours. [when pulse cannon is selected]"

"No goin' back now! [when attempting to move back at E1 (all levels), E2L3, E6L1 and E6L2]"

"No token? No ride! [when he kills a mutant on the subway and after a boss fight at E3L3] (reference to Indiana Jones "Zeppelin Scene")"

"No disassembly required. [after killing a robot]"

"Now I'm really pissed off! [after respawning]"

"Oops, I did it again! (when he blows enemies with X3000 gun, reference to the Britney Spears song)"

"Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark. [when Duke Nukem blows enemies up]"

"Pigs will fly before Morphix rules the world on my watch! [right before starting E2L1]"

"Pucker up, buttercup! (when Duke encounters a fembot)"

"Rest in pieces! [when he blows enemies up]"

"Say hello to my little friend! (when pipebomb is selected, reference to "Scarface")"

"Sewer scum! [when Duke encounters a mutant rat]"

"Should've stayed in the swamp! [after killing a mutant crocodile]"

"So many babes, so little time. [after rescuing a babe]"

"So much for the rat pack! [after killing a mutant rat]"

"So, who wants to dance? [after rescuing a babe]"

"Someone's gonna pay for making me find these friggin' key cards! [when a keycard is needed to open the door]"

"Something tells me this won't pass any safety inspections... [when riding a platform leading to exit door at E5L1]"

"Sometimes I even amaze myself. [when passing the light riddle at E5L2]"

"Son of a bitch! (after respawning, throwing & exploding 8 pipebombs, before encountering a mutant at E4L3, and when soda machines run out of energy drinks at E2L1 and E3L1)"

"Sorry, honey; I've got some ass kickin' to do first! [after saving a babe]"

"Squeal like a pig! [when Duke encounters a pig cop] (reference from Deliverence)"

"Stop eyeballin' me! [when Duke encounters a flying shooting camera]"

"Surprise, surprise, I need a keycard. [when a keycard is needed to open the door]"

"Take that, you dirty rat! [after killing a mutant rat]"

"The deeper I go, the worse this city smells! [after reaching farther parts of E4L1]"

"This is why I have games named after me! [after rescuing a babe]"

"Time for mutation-mutilation! [when G.L.O.P.P. ray is selected]"

"Time for a reboot! [when Duke encounters a robot]"

"Time to deliver max pain on the A-Train... now where'd I put that subway token? (A reference to the video games Max Payne and A-Train) [when starting E3L1]"

"Time to de-worm the Big Apple! [after door kick video sequence, player gets control over Duke]"

"This'll be a barrel of laughs! [when shotgun is selected]"

"This room is bugged. [when Duke encounters a mutant roach or fly]"

"This train is going nowhere fast. [when starting a subway ride at last parts of E3L3]"

"The queen must be around here somewhere… That bitch is gonna pay! [in the middle of E4L3]"

"What a pussy! [after killing a fembot]"

"What am I? A frog? [reference to the game Frogger as Duke tries to run between cars at E2L2]"

"What the hell does Morphix need all this G.L.O.P.P. for? [when reaching a big sea of G.L.O.P.P. when bridge is raised at E5L2]"

"Who wants to glow in the dark? [when G.L.O.P.P. ray is selected]"

"You’re beautiful when you're dying. [when killed a fembot]"

"You're goin' down faster than the XFL! (Reference to the short-lived XFL Football League, when fighting boss at E6L3)"