Duck Soup

"I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you came home."

"Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you."

"[locked in a closet] Hey let me out! Let me out of here, or throw me a magazine!"

"I'll see my lawyer about this as soon as he graduates from law school."

"Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot. But don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."

"[on a telephone] Get me headquarters. Not hindquarters, headquarters!"

"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

"War Is Swell ...when the Marx Brothers are in it. They'll be out of the trenches by Christmas...if the food doesn't improve."

"Gags the whole town will be telling! Songs that will burst your bathroom walls! BOY HOW THEY HAND IT OUT!"

"A wild crazy nightmare of fun!"

"Laughing Soup...concocted, brewed and dished up by the Mad Marxes...Groucho, Harpo, Chico and Zeppo."

"The fanciest dish of screams—howls—beauty and music ever concocted."

"Bring Your Straight Jackets. You'll Roll In the Aisles."

"Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly"

"Harpo Marx - Pinky (pink wig appeared blonde in black-and-white film)"

"Chico Marx - Chicolini"

"Zeppo Marx - Lt. Bob Roland"

"Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Gloria Teasdale"

"Raquel Torres - Vera Marcal"

"Louis Calhern - Ambassador Trentino of Sylvania"

"Edmund Breese - Zander"

"Leonid Kinskey - Sylvanian Agitator"

"Charles Middleton - Prosecutor"

"Edgar Kennedy - Lemonade Vendor"