Doc Hollywood

"Beverly Hills. The most beautiful women in the world. Plastic surgery. What do those three things have in common? Me, in less than a week."

"I'm in the Twilight Zone."

"[to Nurse Packer] Okay, let's get something straight right now. I got eight years of higher education. I got one year of internship, I got one year of residency. I'm 70,000 dollars in debt. Now I'm waylaid in this heehaw hell, and you insist on clocking me in and out like I'm some kind of factory worker? Well no! N-O,no! This is where I draw the line."

"[to Dr. Hogue] Listen doctor, I've got a boy here in cardiac crisis. You can't treat that with Coca-Cola or Bisquick. We're gonna have to use real medicine this time. Now I'm sending him to Athens General. You're his regular fucking doctor, you get your fat ass out of bed, get down there and go with him."

"[to Dr. Stone, after skinny-dipping in the lake] You can blink now."

"Can't poop in this town without everybody knowin' what color it is."

"Well, nice work, Hollywood. You were just about to crack open the chest of a 6 year-old boy to cure a case of diarrhea. Now,listen up smart ass. Next time I tell you how to treat a patient of mine, you'd better damn well do it, doctor. I doubt you'd know crap from Crisco."

"[while being examined] Check Hollywood for knives. I don't want him operating in case I sneeze or something."

"Nurse Packer: [reading from a note left by Doc Hogue] "When to call me, you've been stabbed, shot, poisoned, separated from an appendage, knocked or beaten unconscious, run over by a tractor mower, or generally about to bleed to death. Otherwise, leave me alone.""

"Michael J. Fox - Dr. Benjamin Stone"

"Julie Warner - Vialula/"Lou""

"Woody Harrelson - Hank Gordon"

"Bridget Fonda - Nancy Lee Nicholson"

"Roberts Blossom - Judge Evans"

"Barnard Hughes - Dr. Aurelius Hogue"

"David Ogden Stiers - Mayor Nick Nicholson"

"Frances Sternhagen - Lillian"

"George Hamilton - Dr. Halberstrom"