Destroy All Humans!

"[about the saucer] Here's the keys, and do be careful with this one, 00-- I mean, Crypto."

"[if the player can't afford upgrades] If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding."

"[if the player can't afford upgrades] Oh, and I suppose you expect me to just hand over upgrades for a song?!"

"[if the player can't afford upgrades] We are living in a material world, Crypto, and I am a material... err, Furon."

"[if the player can't afford upgrades] Grease my palm, capiche?"

"[if the player can't afford upgrades] No DNA, no upgrade. Dem's the rules, partner."

"[if the player can't afford upgrades] There's a sucker born every minute! But I had mine removed."

"[if the player can't afford upgrades] I must look like the most gullible Furon in the universe!"

"Crypto! That human law-enforcement officer is attempting an unauthorized entry of your spacecraft! If those peabrains were to get their hands on your Quantum Deconstructor, they could rip a hole in the spacetime continuum! Oh, the Furonity! Vaporize them, Crypto!"

"Roswell, Rockwell... Ugh! That's the last time I take directions from a Cryptosporidium!"

"If I'd known you were going to behave like this, I would have rung the humans up ahead of time! "Hi, how's the family? Everything's super here, we'll most likely be by to invade you in the morning!" BRAINS, CRYPTO, TRY TO BE DISCREET!"

"Oh no, the crackpot is dead! Now you have no choice, you'll just have to find Bert Wither on your own."

"Brains? ... Healthy green glow? ... Those human fools! Clearly, they've genetically altered these pathetic gasbags and turned them into radioactive, exploding zombie cows! Show them the folly of their mad science!"

"Any of those baboons lay ONE hairy finger on ME, I'll rip 'em a new asshole!"