Destroy All Humans! 2

"White Ninja Leader: We will defend you to the death, oh Furon Lord, but first we must compose our death haikus."

"White Ninja: Think this looks easy?/You try thinking in haiku./See how long you last!"

"White Ninja: See? You learn how to/Make haiku while you play game!/Now you try at home!"

"White Ninja: Does the walker choose/The path or path the walker?/Whoa, dude - that is deep."

"White Ninja: Why must we wear white?/It stains so easily. Do/I look fat in this?"

"White Ninja: I liked the first game./I hope this one's just as good./And that I don't die."

"White Ninja: Extras are so sad./No one thinks of us at all./We just want your love!"

"White Ninja: Dendrophiles are hot./Too bad I am not a tree./Then I would get some."

"White Ninja: Salmon swim upstream/Until they spawn or they die./Fish sex must be great."

"White Ninja: I am not teenaged,/Nor a mutant, nor turtle./Liked the comic, though."

"White Ninja: Angelina J,/You're not even been born yet, but/I can hardly wait."

"Black Ninja: Why think in haiku/When I speak in normal prose?/Better not to ask."

"Black Ninja: What if we are all/Characters in video game?/Now my mind is blown!"

"Black Ninja: Ninjas and pirates/Always at each other's throats./Can we not be friends?"

"Black Ninja: AmiYumi girls/Have not even been born yet./Oh, my aching heart!"

"Bay City Urban Male: Damn druggies. Why can't they just abuse alcohol like the rest of us?"

"Bay City Urban Male: Wonder if my Nudist Monthly came in the mail today..."

"Bay City Urban Female: Burn my bra? And get all saggy?! Please!"

"Bay City Urban Female: What does Sue Storm do with her clothes?"

"Bay City Urban Female: Roger's never going to leave his wife - good thing I'm doing her too!"

"Bay City Urban Female: All right, I'm finally liberated! ... Now what?"

"Bay City Hippie: Man, what are you on? I want some!"

"Big City Hippie Girl: Sex, drugs, rock and roll... DO I HAVE TO PICK?!"

"Big City Hippie Girl: Newsflash, Brad: "sexual liberation" does NOT mean open season on grabbin' my ass!"

"Big City Hippie Girl: The kids? Eh, they're all right."

"Big City Hippie Girl: I don't care what she says - I'm not letting Ruth Gordon take away MY demon baby!"

"Big City Hippie Girl: "The Adventures of Luke Starkiller"? Yeah, right! You keep dreaming, Georgie!"

"The Freak: I don't know his real name, but he calls himself, COYOTE BONGWATER! ... Which is pretty righteous."

"Shama Llama: Hail Arkvoodle! Lord of the sacred crotch!"

"KGB Cosmonaut: Despite fact there is being no air, I am hearing something."

"KGB Cosmonaut: Compared to Soviet Union, moon is looking like colorful paradise!"

"KGB Cosmonaut: From here, Earth is looking like... blue cheese!"

"Tunguska Soldier: Beating on proletariat is good job, but hours are murder. HA HA! HA HA!"

"Albion Policeman: Stop! Or I'll say... "stop" again."

"Albion Policeman: Move! Or I'll say... "move" again!"

"Albion Square: [while dancing] Can you direct me to the Ministry of Silly Walks, please?"

"Albion Hippie Girl: I'm gonna be the first hooker elected Prime Minister! Unless Thatcher gets there first..."

"Albion Hippie: Little Green Americans! Little Green Americans!"

"Albion Square: An American! AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Russian Mafia Thug: Why is Russian mafia needing to kill innocent people? Our government is doing a good enough job with that already."

"The Freak: I wonder if there really is life on other planets. I wonder if aliens really do walk among us. I wonder if an alien is reading my mind RIGHT NOW!"

"African-American Hippie: My favorite Jackson? Gotta be Michael. He's just so normal!"

"Agent Soychorski: Curse you, Furon! I am atheist, but on the off-chance hell exists, I will haunt you from beyond!"

"Yamanosuke Hirotaro:: Maybe I go to Hollywood, make martial arts movie about me and put black basketball star in it as bad guy. Nah! It would never work."

"Russian Male Peasant: Supposedly, scientists are performing numerous nuclear experiments in town. I suppose it would explain why I am peeing green."

"Russian Female Peasant: How come there are only two types of bras in Russia? Slovenly or femme fatale?"

"Russian Female Scientist: Is safe to be scientist - we are least expendable, no? Government would never harm great minds of society!"

"Russian Female Scientist: Against all probability, probability machine is functioning perfectly! Cat in box, on other hand, may be dead. Or not. Hard to say."

"Russian Female Scientist: Einstein, Bohr, Asimov - male scientists get all glory! All women are getting is dead radiologist!"

"Russian Female Scientist: Someday, my prince will come... damn the Soviet mail system!"