Deadpool (film)

"Wade, we have a fucking problem, and by "we", I mean "you"."

"[When Deadpool leaves for the climatic fight] I'd go with you...but I don't want to."

"[To Blind Al, after Deadpool leaves, saying he hid a stash of cocaine] Wanna get fucked up?"

"Mr. Wilson. Nothing warms my heart more than a change of someone else's. You finally hit "fuck it"."

"With great power comes great irresponsibility."

"Witness the beginning of a happy ending"

"Bad ass. Smart ass. Great ass."

"A new class of superhero."

"Sit on this"

"Wait 'til you get a load of me"

"Size matters"

"Feel the love this Valentine's Day"

"Justice has a new face"