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"The fricchettoni wanted to change the world, | those of my world want to watch porn | of reduced newsstands and expose more sterns | of the fleets in the port of Livorno . (from La rivoluzione del Sessintutto , n. 1)"
"Schoolchildren, are forced so | that the Pierino of Vitali | is an aristocratic figure. (from La rivoluzione del Sessintutto, n. 1)"
"The plague of modern man | is to spend the nights with eyes on the screen | to become adult with a click on 'Confermo. (from La rivoluzione del Sessintutto, n. 1)"
"The idea of making a career doesn't touch it. | She doesn't suck coke at the Flora hotel. | In the parties of the Christian Democrats | if you have an illness you go down the plunge. | He does not go with the deputies, | he does not do the lolita, | he does not have the standard of living standards in life. | He invites me to challenging ties | like Tenco and Dalida, Radamés and Aida! (From Ulisse (You listen), n. 2)"
"There's jail | for those who carry pockets | because there is no control in the pockets! (from Don't put your hands in your pockets, n. 3)"
"From that moment on, whoever carries a pocket | or is an artist | or a drug addict | or both like Basquiat. (from Don't put your hands in your pockets, n. 3)"
"This is why you were arrested, | you believe in the tale of the free pocket | in the free stratum. (from Don't put your hands in your pockets, n. 3)"
"In nome Libertatis vincula edificamus. | In nome veritatis mendacia efferimus. (from Don't put your hands in your pockets, n. 3)"
"Where is the air? | Where is he now? | They saw her at the procession in the shirt of Che. | He was Yelling: | "No! At your mercy" | while swallowing Nestlé chocolate. (from Ilarian air conditioning, no. 5)"
"With his hair straight at the live of the Misfits. | With the bullet-strick at the live of Fifty. (from Ilaria condizionata, n. 5)"
"More than the building hobby | I have the building lobby, | breaking the law like a bobby who serves you. | I take everything but people minimize | because I roll papers that are not called Rizla. (from The great work , n. 6)"
"It's a journey inside my head. This is the most painful album of my career. It comes after seven albums and is the result of a feeling of anguish and amazement, the same one you feel when moving inside the interactive forest that we created. Entering a forest and not knowing where you are going is strange, it is possible to enjoy the most beautiful situations, but also the bad ones. I think that this journey, similar to a video game, can help the public understand the project: it's like when you order a wine at a restaurant, if someone explains it to you it immediately takes on more value. (Caparezza)"
"Parodiing any talk-show Her dad abandoned her that she was three years old to marry a transsexual; does anyone want to have his say? (From The age of the extras, n. 11)"
"What a nice broadcast, | it precisely resembles | the brown mush, | of my chiappone | after breakfast. | But where is the modesty | of these people, | paid to give an opinion, | drugged by television. (from The Age of the Extras , n. 11)"
"Because in life the one who figures wins, | will make steps of giants who figures, | we can all do it, | welcome in the age of the figures! | Because in life the figure who wins, | will make steps like giants who figure, | puts it in everyone's ass, | welcome to the age of the figures! (From The age of the extras, n. 11)"
"In the TV lounges | foolish extras do more | ratings than many cultured programs, | so much so that many have removed them giving power to stands of judges. (from The age of the extras, n. 11)"
"I prefer to kill the time, | I prefer to shoot bullshit, | I prefer to blow up a fashion, | I prefer to die of love, | I prefer to charge the alarm clock, | I prefer to bet on roulette, | I prefer the fire of a goal, | I prefer you to stay alive."
"Men | pay tribute of | nostalgia for eras that have never lived. | The flag, the greeting, | either with us or be mute, | this is the third millennium, | welcome! (From Preferential follies, n. 12)"
"I've been in therapy for days: | "Hello doctor, | I need cures for schizophrenia, | I see ghosts with all the crismi in my house, | they told me that it's all the result of fantasy", | yes, | they are right, | but the question, is that tonight the vision gave me with"
"I don't do show, | I give a show like | my grandfather drunk on the day of my communion. | So out of melon | that I have relatives not at all happy | to carry my own last name. | Leave me the presumption | to feel manure | sometimes hard, sometimes sewage. (from Jodellavitanonhocapitouncazzo, n. 14)"
"I am alive, but I don't live because I breathe, | I feel alive only if I take off the stylus and write. (from Jodellavitanonhocapitouncazzo, n. 14)"
"The only certainty is that I end up badly: | CapaRezza dies, everyone at the funeral. | It's paradoxical, | but I don't come, I don't care. | (From Jodellavitanonhocapitouncazzo, n. 14)"
"On the S suppository Truths record I gave more space to musicians and moved away from rap stereotypes to follow a more personal path. (Caparezza, Mental sagas)"
"I don't frieze with a coffin that gives me | esteem and good name in the cathedral and in the mosque, | I don't like the bara Versace I like the plebean coffin, | mine the idea of shopping at IKEA. (from Announce me to the public, n. 2)"
"The future is like a little one with bushes | who with chalks draws circles around the casings, | girding corpses with liberty-style traits | if you reproach him you will have to die, you are not Misery. (from Torna catalessi, n. 3)"
"Buy everything the spot said, | bet on roulette, if the slot is not enough for you, | play the lot your BOTs, take the yacht to port, | find a fucking sponsor and a horrible mascot. (from Torna Catalessi, n. 3)"
"Come and see, come on, come and see | the wonderful insects of the farm; | and if you bend down, but you can't see, | all normal, they got into your butt. (from The insects of the farm, n. 4)"
"And the grilli, shiny idyll singers, | muted by purifying insecticides. (from The insects of the farm, n. 4)"
"The life is reprehensible | because it makes the joy of the culprit | and I who wanted it enchanting, | like rain I fall from the clouds. (from On the side of the bull, n. 5)"
"Now there are too many bulls outside the fence | with beltd head like Moreno and Hillary Clinton. (from On the side of the bull, n. 5)"
"Baby'Baby, lullaby, Mazzarò is coming. | Stay awake that otherwise, take away what you can. | Lullaby, lullaby no, Mazzarò is coming. | Stay awake that otherwise, take away what you can. (from Ninna nanna di Mazzarò, n. 6)"
"On the canvas your entire life with a prologue: | your mother opening her legs to the gynecologist. (from The Silence of the Guilty, n. 7)"
"Make an opinion | or you will end up like the facts of metadone. (from The Silence of the Guilty, n. 7)"
"Who tace is subject to the will of loquacious, | you drink bullshit like the war of peace. (from The Silence of the Guilty, n. 7)"
"I don't live on a ball, I don't talk about pussy, | I don't wear good clothes | so I'm out of any discussion! (From My intolerant part, n. 9)"
"I study in a class of fighters excited by red blood cells | they weren't even Bela Lugosi. (from My Intolerant Part, n. 9)"
"Now I understand how right he was, | now that I am a state soldier without the south, | now that the toilet paper is over, | but it doesn't matter, I put the constitution in it anyway. (from Inno Verdano, n. 10)"
"The Verdano people are eager | for the separation from Italy that tears apart. | And if the wall falls in Germany who cares | I raise it in Verdania since... (from Inno Verdano, n. 10)"
"It's none of my business if it doesn't add up, | if politics is sick and thieving, | I'm going down the street, but be careful, | only if you touch my team! (from Epocalypse, n. 11)"
"I want the calendar of a naked and bent over actress, | John Cena's photo. | I want a trans in a bikini | in my rum and cocaine parties. (from Epocalypse, n. 11)"
"We have a plan with a cornerstone: | turn shopping recommendations into an order, | sinking quality programs | because the intelligent user knows himself | who doesn't like advertising. (from The Auditels Family, n. 13)"
"They will vanish as per the command of the ubi maior' | "Sciuscià ", "Il Fatto", "Satyricon" and "Raiot". | No hornet's nest will arise! (from The Auditels Family, n. 13)"
"You don't vote in politics, | but you complain if the conditions are critical | yet you televote the Island of Egypt's famous | convinced that you have exercised your right. (from The Auditels Family, n. 13)"
"Follow the Weapon in a thousand fiction as a playwright, | if the caramba stops you ask for the autograph. (from The Auditels Family, n. 13)"
"She began that she has a strange speech | that would make unhealthy | the calm of the Dalai Lama, | perdiana! (From Felici ma trimoni, n. 16)"
"Mirror, mirror of my cravings, | I'm the model who gives it to the realm, | I haven't touched food in weeks, | I want a cake with aspartame! (From Felici ma trimoni, n. 16)"
"I'm too stipation to be an asshole... | Feel it! You see it! (From I'm too constipated, n. 18)"
"Love think about it, I will lift you from the fears of hypochondria | stuffing yourself with psychotropic drugs, trust 'this chemical doughs, | they give them to you doctors who go on vacation to the Tropics. (from I'm too constipated, 18)"
"I sifting terms and I don't end if I go arm in arm, | but is it me or the one I'm pretending to be? (From Habemus Capa, n. 19)"
"Leave me just like Rita Pavone | if you go to see the football game | because I don' | Slogans thugs who know of fascist ances, | on 'stles are fans mixed with terrorists, | you want to be sad if the murder escapes, | this caciara gives me an intense sense of annoyance. | Hooligans and swastika perfect combination, | I would put that pole straight in your ass with the Scudetto, | too many Ultrà peasants without names have armed hands, | as Antoine said those throw you stones., n. 10)"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!