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"Really? Well, I suppose I will have one of those."
"So this is the path you've chosen...! And you've chosen to die!"
"Slow... can you survive this?"
"Hmph! Intelligence... intelligence..."
"Bring it, Ragna the Bloodedge!"
"YOU DODGED?!"
"You damn reaper!"
"I'm embarrassed! That was me blushing, honest...!"
"Tao doesn't like sweaty things. Go away!"
"This big one is as hard as a rock! That makes me sad, meooow."
"Oh! Boobie lady! You should come over and play again. By the way... how do they get that big? Do you eat steamed buns too?"
"Your boobies are tiny. You should eat steamed buns. They'll make your breasts bigger!"
"Hey! When did you two become so buddy-buddy?"
"Whoa! I thought you were dead."
"Please... just... STOP! If you keep it up with the ghost talk, I'll kill you... AGAIN!"
"BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! Uh huh! Yeah, that's right! Bring it on, you bastard phantoms!"
"Nu... knock it off, seriously. So, where's this treasure!?"
"OK! Everyone, just stop crying. And Carl, I know you can't stop crying, so just try to bring it down a notch, OK?"
"I'm seriously gonna kill all of you guys! You guys are insaaaaaane!"
"GAAAH! *Cough* *Cough* It... was all just a dream? That dream... just... just... sucked... I don't know whether to be relieved or incredibly disappointed..."
"Man, are you still keeping that thing under wraps? You'd better bring that sucker out in the next game!"
"What the hell was that? Did someone just get hit by a truck?"
"Outta my way, or you're dead."
"Puh! Do I look like a babysitter to you?!"
"Damn it... this whole thing just... sucks..."
"Quit screwing around."
"GA GA... GOO GOO! (Carnage Scissors!)"
"Ya ain't catchin' me, stupid! Ya ain't catchin' me, bitch!"
"Now this... is my greatest creation! With this, I have achieved... PER-FEC-TION!!"
"Son, I am disappoint."
"Hazama, that's enough. It's time to go."
"The Imperator Librarius... has arrived."
"What say you, Hazama? Surely, you've had your fun."
"Don't give up."
"...So this cauldron... is not yet dust...?"
"A man at death's door can do little, save knock."
"Hmph. You died as ridiculously as you lived."
"That... That's Deus Machina Nirvana! Kid, where did you get that? Hey! Hold on!"
"I heard you had a personality like cold steel... I never thought I would find you out here, acting on your own, major."
"Don't do it... There's no need to taint your hands with blood."
"This is the power of the Azure Grimoire? I guess I expected too much. Or perhaps my body has been modified too much... Kokonoe... What a terrifying woman."
"Gah! Kokonoe... that woman... When did she make a second unit?"
"I apologize, but your strength was too overwhelming. I couldn't hold anything back."
"Uhh, I don't think that's necessary, Kokonoe. I don't need that kind of... enhancement."
"I dare you!"
"Sledge! Hammer!"
"Can't compute!"
"Gadget Finger!"
"It's me. Hmm, no reception."
"Victory! I saved the world from destruction! Good job, Tao! Victory! I saved the world from destruction! Good job, Tao!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!