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"Hyahahaha! Howl! Scream! That's a good doggy!"
"Dispatched in Mankind's darkest hour, we are knights of the blue flame!"
"Whoa, watch it! That was too close."
"Ooh, is this your first fight in 100 years? I hope you won't disappoint me, H-man!"
"But damn... I could've done the same thing with a big rock, you know? That girl sure is use--... excuse me, was useless!"
"What do you think? Pretty cool, huh?"
"Kokonoe, you'll need to do better than that. Nyehehehehehee!"
"Aw, you're gonna compare it to that failed experiment?"
"It's not like the six heroes were buddies... Then the other day, I told the old man, "We're buddies, right!?" Ahahahaha!"
"Just how I like it! Hahahahaha!"
"Just you wait, Amaterasu! We'll pull you out of that well in no time!"
"Come on over, lets play... Die, die, die, die, die!"
"Eternal Coils of the Dragon Serpent! Feels gooood... don't it?"
"Die already!"
"Time, time!"
"I give up!"
"Play with me... shitty vampire!"
"Hey, don't puss out on me now!"
"Now that's just cold!"
"Oh, give me a break!"
"Just roll over and die, okay?! Serpent's Infernal Rapture!"
"Talk about a chain. Heh!"
"You okay? No?! Ahahaha!"
"Clean, stylish, lethal, perfect!"
"Come on, Carl Clover! Why so serious!?"
"You hate me?"
"Colonel Relius... that's gotta hurt!"
"This is dumb. Can we stop?"
"Are you done yet?"
"Go away, please."
"Time to die, pest!"
"Booorrriiiing!"
"Ah-haw! Don't get out of your rocking chair for my sake!"
"Strike me down with all your hatred!"
"Don't think this won't show up on your next review!"
"Shut up! You're not the boss of me!"
"Aren't you just pathetic? Just look at yourself- Oops! Maybe not! But seriously, whose fault is this, really? That's the stuff! Let's see some HATE, Tsubaki Yayoi! Go on, tell me! Whose fault is this!?"
"You won't forgive me? Like I give a damn! Shut up and die already!"
"...You must excuse me... Guess I went a little crazy there."
"OH man, you seem to be in quite a bit of pain there, Raggy! Does it hurt? Does it? Of course it does. Ahahahahah!"
"I wish I had more time to play with you, but I'm afraid I'm out of time. Damn, what a shame! Well, I don't suppose there's any harm in killing that old hag."
"Ahahahaha! And DONE! Damn, am I good."
"Oh, man... my sincerest thanks, dearest Noel. Thank you. And goodbye. WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Well, shall we get started now?"
"Okay, why the HELL do you think I give two shits about a vampire tea party?"
"Very nice! You're not bad for an officer, you know that? Very well done."
"I do all the wonderful things I do because I want to see the miserable look on the faces of people like YOU when you're wallowing in despair, dismay, grief, frustration, misery... all sorts of other unpleasant nouns."
"Hey! What are you doing!? Get off me! Y-You stink like a cat!"
"That hurts! Are you trying to eat me!?"
"Stop! Aaah! Please stop! H-Hey! Stop it! I said knock it off, you goddamn cats!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!