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"Mask wearing freak!"
"You make me sick... with that mask of yours!"
"Show me your... FACE ALREADY!"
"Where the hell's Saya!?"
"I'll smash you... to pieces!"
"Why you...! You scum!"
"Die will ya!?"
"TERUMIIIIIIIIIIIII~! You're gonna like this!!!"
"I'm not done with you yet..."
"I can't kill you enough times..."
"Don't interrupt me, rabbit!"
"What did you say, you son of a bitch!?"
"Shut up, you son of a bitch!"
"Hey! Get a grip! Hey, Noel!"
"Ugh... You son of a bitch... Are you planning the resurrection of the Black Beast?"
"...Terumi... Terumi... I will never forgive you!"
"This is bullshit! Why the hell did you die for me?!"
"No, it's "Grim Reaper"!"
"You've got it all wrong! I'm into young gir-. Wait! That's wrong too."
"You ungrateful little bastard...s!"
"Hahaha. Wow...I have no intention of taking any more of this bullshit. Seriously, guys. I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell away from me. If you're still here when I finish, I'm gonna kill you."
"Stuff it freak...s! Never, ever come near me again!"
"But before we do...I'm gonna have to do something about that armor! Bring it on, you idiot!"
"Wake the hell up! You idiot!"
"Saya... Saya, what the hell?"
"Sorry, but you need to die!"
"Nu, the valley or the sea. Pick one!"
"Huh? Well... I was just waiting for you to get the crap kicked outta you."
"Ghost!? *scream*"
"What in the HEEEEEEEELL!?"
"My body! My body's all see-through and crap. What's going on?"
"Huh? You seem awfully... accommodating... Normally we'd go at each other like rabid dogs now."
"Whoa! What the hell!? Scary! Seriously, this is some scary shit!"
"Shishigami Ninpo Forbidden Art: FU-RIN-KA-ZAN!!!"
"As you have said... many times, I am an idiot."
"Where is the young master!?"
"No matter what strange sorcery you may use, you cannot escape my sight! Today your evil deeds shall end! I, Sir Bang, will punish you!"
"Did somebody call for a superhero!? No matter! A superhero has arrived anyway! Dedicated to protecting the peace, dreams, and order of Kagutsuchi! Bang Shishigami, a man whose passion burns whenever there's battle around, has arrived!"
"WHAT DID YOU SAAAAAAAAAY?!"
"Hailed by the heavens, earth and people, the one and only Bang Shishigami is now here!"
"There's nowhere to run!"
"There are two things in this world that I just cannot stand! Lies, and evil and lies, and... bell peppers!"
"What's the matter? Too scared of me to lift a finger!?"
"To rid this world of evil... I will become... the hammer... of justice!"
"Quicker than wind and as still as the forest! Hotter than flames and more magnificent than a mountain!"
"You have a ways to go, Carl!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I won't lose!"
"How can this be!?!?!?!?"
"Here comes... the hero of justice!"
"Hah! Done already?"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!