Betsy's Wedding

"[to Stevie Dee] I'm a cop, and you're... not."

"[romantically] Oh, Oscar... go fuck yourself!"

"I could be whatever you need. I could do anything for the woman I love. I believe in saying what you feel. You are the blood in my veins, I would walk through fire for you. I will always be available, I belong to you."

"I'm gonna give you a little advice about life. You follow this and you won't be sorry. "Don't screw with your brains, don't think with your dick." That's from the heart."

"You pushed me through the tent? Through the tent you pushed me?"

"The wedding picture doesn't always tell the whole story."

"Alan Alda - Eddie Hopper"

"Madeline Kahn - Lola Hopper"

"Molly Ringwald - Betsy"

"Ally Sheedy - Connie"

"Joe Pesci - Oscar"

"Anthony LaPaglia - Stevie Dee"

"Catherine O'Hara - Gloria"

"Burt Young - Georgie"

"Joey Bishop - Eddie's father"

"Dylan Walsh - Jake Lovell"

"Larry Block - Barber"