"President Clinton has made a few feeble swipes at addressing this issue [school violence], but one can only gape at t…"

"I understand where Bill Maher is coming from when he says, basically, the world is destroying itself over a bunch of …"

"Monsters are real. Ghosts are too. They live inside of us, and sometimes, they win."

"The world has teeth and it can bite you with them any time it wants."

"I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry. It would be wonderful for t…"

"I work until beer o'clock."

"French is the language that turns dirt into romance."

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"I think the author who influenced me the most as a writer was Richard Matheson. Books like I Am Legend were an inspir…"

"If I know anything, I know scary. And giving this president and this out-of-control Congress two more years to screw …"