"Over all things certain, this is sure indeed, Suffer not the old King, for we know the breed."

"When you write `native, 'who do you mean? The Mahommedan who hates the Hindu; the Hindu who hates the Mahommedan; the…"

"I've just read that I'm dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers."

"For to admire an' for to see, For to be'old this world so wide— It never done no good to me, But I can't drop it if I…"

"India, as everyone knows, is divided equally between jungle, tigers, cobras, cholera, and sepoys"

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. To be your own man is a hard b…"

"San Francisco is a mad city—inhabited for the most part by perfectly insane people, whose women are of a remarkable b…"

"Our Indian Empire must be treated to a few lines by itself. It is not a Colony but a ‘Dependency of the Crown’. The e…"

"There is no middle way in this war. We do not doubt our ultimate victory any more than we doubt the justice of our ca…"

"There are only two divisions in the world to-day — human beings and Germans. And the German knows it. Human beings ha…"