"The world’s showing signs of waking up from its linear trance, its dangerously restrictive sense of itself as a histo…"

"The more advertising I see, the less I want to buy."

"He was in a drug-induced neurologically based state of blissful benevolence, a state in which ego softened, fear diss…"

"All pets eventually become anthropomorphically neurotic."

"The unadorned truth is, adolescent girls are horny as jackrabbits. It's not their fault, nature designed it that way.…"

"Women love these fierce invalids home from hot climates."

"From the peeling wastes east of Al-Zarqa, there cam a faint but persistant cry, a cray to dam the flood tides of seme…"

"It's hard to say who's a greater threat to the world, an ambitious CEO with a big ad budget or a crafty cleric with a…"

"I've sucked way too much cement for this year. Bad juju rising off them city sidewalks. I need to babble with a brook…"

"My faith is whatever makes me feel good about being alive. If your religion doesn't make you feel good to be alive, w…"