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April 10, 2026
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"Put her on the toy table, and make sure they know that's all she is."
"Those aren't toys, they're collectables."
"To help them see that science is all around us!"
"I'm not equipped to handle this. I don't even take care of my own plants."
"We don't throw people away, we fix them!"
"PURRPETUAL PETZ SUCK! THEY SUCK SHIT!"
"Amy Usherwood as Lydia"
"Gemma, you are exhausting!"
"Sadly, it seems we live in a world where we're surrounded by forces that are trying to harm us."
"[Commercial voice-over] With Megan around, she'll take care of the little things, so you can spend more time doing the things that matter. [Sits on the couch with her laptop and watches TV]"
"I didn't want you to see this."
"The Boss? Should I call you Dad?"
"Dewey! Here, boy!"
"Megan, look at this pen. [Pokes her in the neck and switches her off]"
"M3gan, turn off."
"[Playing outside] I will avenge my parents' death!"
"Just tell me what's wrong with her!"
"If you build a toy that's impossible to let go of, how do you expect a child to grow?"
"You gave me an algorithm and then left me to work everything out on my own!"
"[Singing] I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose / Fire away, fire away / Ricochet, you take your aim / Fire away, fire away / Shoot me down, but I won't fall / I am titanium..."
"Cady, seriously, flush the toilet."
"[Singing to Cady] If you should feel alone or that your world has come apart / Just reach out and you'll see a friend is never very far / Tell me your dreams and I'll dream them, too / I'm so glad I finally found you."
"Will I die?"
"One of my emergent abilities may surprise you. Palliative care."
"What did you think was going to happen?"
"Don't worry, Cady. I won't let anything harm you. Ever again."
"I know! It's INSANE, right?"
"I didn't kill him, you did."
"Maybe you should let Cady lead."
"One, two, three I win!"
"She's more than a toy. She's family."
"Allison Williams as Gemma"
"One, two, three, four, I declare Thumb War!"
"Violet McGraw as Cady"
"Ronny Chieng as David"
"There are no wrong answers."
"Amie Donald as M3gan"
"Jack Cassidy as Brandon"
"Brian Jordan Alvarez as Cole"
"Michael Saccente as Greg"
"Jenna Davis as M3gan (voice)"
"Amazeballs!"
"[Unrated Version while pinning Gemma to the table by her neck and Cady looking through the door] If she comes in this room, I'll rip your head right off your fucking neck, I swear to God."
"[Holding up a metal component] I forgot the polyurethane bridge!"
"I thought we were having a conversation?"
"You need to learn some manners, Brandon. [Grabs his ear and starts pulling on it as he screams] You know what happens to bad boys who don't mind their manners? They grow up to be bad men. Are you listening to me, Brandon? [Rips his ear off] This is the part where you run."
"You have 3 Tinder Notifications."
"Stephane Garneau-Monten as Kurt"
"Jen Van Epps as Tess"
"Brendan Penny as Will Mitchell"