"Nicholas Easter: [after anti-gun fanatic is dragged kicking and screaming from the courtroom during jury selection, even though he claims he want to be heard] Well, I guess that's lunch..."

"What do you hope to achieve if you win? You gonna bring Jacob Wood back to life? No. You just ensure that his wife goes to the cemetery in a better car, and that the heel that she snaps on the way to the graveside belongs to a $1,200 shoe. You get your name in the paper. But Jacob Wood and all the other gun violence victims remain rotting in their crypts."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this girl is an amateur. Do you understand? A dilettante. And I want this nonsense ended today! I want you to find her. I want you to contain her! Because you're losing me my jury!"

"You may be right, but the thing of it is, I don't give a shit. What's more... I never have."

"Ah, I hate Baptists almost as much as I hate Democrats."

"We like fat women, people!"

"Everybody has a secret they don't want you to find. Find it!"

"You think your average juror is King Solomon? No! He's a roofer with a mortgage. He wants to go home and sit in his Barcalounger and let the cable TV wash over him. And this man doesn't give a single, solitary droplet of shit about truth, justice or your American way."

"Gentlemen, trials are too important to be left up to juries."

"I saw him wreck a 100,000 dollar boat because he liked the splash."

"Do you want to dance? Or do you want to dance?"

"Have you figured out what you're going to say to your board when they realize you paid me thirty million more than others were offering?"

"A woman could trust me as long as her interests weren't too contrary to my own."

"Faye Dunaway - The Psychiatrist"

"Denis Leary - Detective Michael McCann"

"Rene Russo - Catherine Olds Banning"

"Pierce Brosnan - Thomas Crown"

"Has it occurred to you that you have a problem with trust?"

"Men make women messy."

"You're not boring, I'll give you that."

"You think I'd believe you'd leave your hard stolen painting around a Caribbean hut?"

"Half man, half insect... total terror."

"Be afraid. Be very afraid."

"[Adding his teeth to a collection of lost body parts] You're relics. Yes, you are. Vestigial, archaeological, redundant. Artifacts of a bygone era. Of historical interest only. [Notices Veronica] You've missed some good moments. Is that why you're here? To catch up? My teeth have begun to fall out. The medicine cabinet is now the Brundle Museum of Natural History. You wanna see what else is in it?"

"[Being filmed by Veronica] How does Brundlefly eat? Well, he found out, the hard and painful way, that he eats very much the way a fly eats. His teeth are now useless, because although he can chew up solid foods, he can't digest them. Solid food hurts. So like a fly, Brundlefly breaks down solids with a corrosive enzyme, playfully called "vomit drop". He regurgitates on his food, it liquefies, and then he sucks it back up. Ready for a demonstration, kids? Here goes..."

"[To Veronica] I was not pure. The teleporter insists on inner purity; I was not pure. A fly...got into the transmitter pod with me that first time when I was alone. The computer got...confused, there weren't supposed to be two separate genetic patterns, and it decided to, erm...splice us together. It mated us, me and the fly. We hadn't even been properly introduced. [Smiles] My...teleporter turned into a gene-splicer. And a very good one. Now I'm not Seth Brundle anymore. I'm the offspring of...Brundle and housefly."

"[To Veronica] You're afraid to dive into the plasma pool, aren't you? You're afraid to be destroyed and recreated, aren't you? I'll bet you think that you woke me up about the flesh, don't you? But you only know society's straight line about the flesh. You can't penetrate beyond society's sick, gray fear of the flesh! Drink deep or taste not the plasma spring, see what I'm saying? And I'm not just talking about sex and penetration, I'm talking about penetration beyond the veil of the flesh! A deep, penetrating dive into the plasma pool!"

"[To Veronica] I will say now, however subjectively, that human teleportation, molecular decimation, breakdown and reformation is inherently purging. It makes a man a king. From the moment I walked out of the pod, I felt like a million bucks... I mean, what an accomplishment! But what have I really done? All I've done is say to the world: "Let's go! Move! Catch me if you can!""

"[Talking to his surviving baboon, while drinking] "Residue" means old boyfriend, doesn't it? Stathis Borans is her old boyfriend. "From the desk of Stathis Borans" - how about "Under the desk of Stathis Borans"? She's working for her old boyfriend. Now she runs out late at night to see him. What is this, the Ronnie game?! I'm catching on, I'm catching on... [As the baboon swats at a fly] I didn't mean to kill your brother. But he didn't die in vain, if that's of any comfort. And, as the General said, "There's nothing I'd ask you to do that I wouldn't do myself, boys." ...Hey, you're all right. From looking at you, I can tell you're okay. What are we waiting for? Let's do it."

"Joe Urla - John Conley Jr"

"Jacqueline Kim - Cindy Chang"

"Nicholas Sadler - Don Cherry"

"Suzie Plakson - Mary Anne Hunter"

"Dennis Miller - Mark Lewyn"

"Rosemary Forsyth - Stephanie Kaplan"

"Dylan Baker - Philip Blackburn"

"Roma Maffia - Catherine Alvarez"

"Caroline Goodall - Susan Hendler"

"Donald Sutherland - Bob Garvin"

"Demi Moore - Meredith Johnson"

"Michael Douglas - Tom Sanders"