"So, he caught her on tape. I really didn't want this. All I wanted... was to live in peace, which is why we have to keep the spotlight on you. You've done most of the work already. You were the troubled neighborhood boy who cried wolf. But now, you are really going to snap. First, you killed your buddy... because he was calling your girlfriend behind your back. And now, we got to bring your mom over here... so you can slit her throat... because she just wouldn't stop blaming you for killing your dad. So it sounds good? Good? Pen and paper. [Hands Kale a pen and a piece of paper] Write this down: Dear Ashley, I killed Ronnie..."

"Listen, I get. I went to school. There were plenty of teachers I wanted to just... kill."

"[Kale is watching him mow his lawn through a fence] Hey. What are you doing? What are doing? Looking at my garden? Is that it? You looking at my beautiful garden? Well, I caught you now. I got you. [Picks up a rabbit] Yeah, you're not gonna dig in my garden anymore."

"[to Ronnie, who scares him for a prank in his closet; enraged] DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I'VE JUST BEEN THROUGH?!?!?!"

"Only in disturbia."

"[Ashley has his iPod] Okay, just relax, okay? That's 60 gigs of my life."

"I got you now, Greenwood! You better not be listed!"

"Okay, there's the Mustang, then there's the longhorn skull in his garage. And then there was the club girl, who looked freaked out, okay? She looked freaked out. She was running around half-naked in his living room. Then he challenges me. He stares at me. He shows up in my kitchen, hits on my mother."

"I popped my Spanish teacher."

"This is reality without the TV."

"Ken Foree - Big Joe Grizzley"

"Sid Haig - Chester Chesterfield"

"Daniel Roebuck - Lou Martini"

"Daryl Sabara - Wesley Rhoades"

"Dee Wallace - Cynthia Strode"

"Kristina Klebe - Lynda Van Der Klok"

"Hanna Hall - Judith Myers"

"Jenny Gregg Stewart - Lindsey Wallace"

"Skyler Gisondo - Tommy Doyal"

"Danielle Harris - Annie Brackett"

"Scout Taylor-Compton - Laurie Strode, born Angel Myers"

"Steve Boyles - Stan Payne"

"Leslie Easterbrook - Patty Frost"

"Bill Moseley - Zach Garrett"

"Tom Towles - Larry Redgrave"

"Lew Temple - Noel Kluggs"

"Danny Trejo - Ismael Cruz"

"Clint Howard - Doctor Koplensen"

"Udo Kier - Morgan Walker"

"Richard Lynch - Principal Chambers"

"William Forsythe - Ronnie White"

"Sheri Moon-Zombie - Deborah Myers"

"Daeg Faerch - Young Michael Myers"

"Tyler Mane - Michael Myers"

"Brad Dourif - Sheriff Lee Brackett"