"I think love should be irresistible, like a drug, you know? I think when it happens you should just not be able to help yourself. I just - I wanted... more."

"[to Lucy] I'm here because I feel more like me when I'm with you, than I do when I'm with me."

"From the director of Pretty Woman and Runaway Bride"

"She rocks. She rules. She reigns."

"For every girl who's never dreamed of being a princess"

"Fat Louie as himself, Mia's cat"

"[sitting in her broken-down car, in the rain] Is this punishment for driving without a licensed driver in the front seat?! [sobs and collapses across the front seat] I am invisible... and I am wet."

"Mayor Willie Brown as himself"

"Patrick Richwood as Mr. Robutusen, Mia's neighbor; a writer"

"Larry Miller as Paolo Puttanesca, Mia's hairdresser and beautician"

"René Auberjonois as the voice of Philippe Renaldi, Mia's late father and former Prince of Genovia"

"Mindy Burbano as Anita Harbula, Mia's gym teacher"

"Kathleen Marshall as Charlotte Kutaway, Clarisse's secretary"

"Sandra Oh as Geraldine Gupta, vice principal of Mia's school"

"Sean O'Bryan as Patrick O'Connell, Mia's English teacher who begins to date Helen"

"Patrick Flueger as Jeremiah Hart, a friend of Mia and Lilly's; an aspiring magician"

"Erik von Detten as Josh Bryant, a popular, egotistical student on whom Mia develops a crush"

"Caroline Goodall as Helen Thermopolis, Mia's mother; an artist"

"Mandy Moore as Lana Thomas, a popular cheerleader who bullies Mia and other students"

"Robert Schwartzman as Michael Moscovitz, Lilly's older brother who harbors romantic feelings for Mia"

"Heather Matarazzo as Lilly Moscovitz, Mia's eccentric and socially conscious childhood best friend"

"Héctor Elizondo as Joe, Clarisse's head of security and Mia's limousine driver"

"Anne Hathaway as Mia Thermopolis, heir to the throne and Princess of Genovia"

"Julie Andrews as Clarisse Renaldi, Mia's grandmother and reigning Queen of Genovia"

"Philippe Renaldi (Mia's late father): [from his letter to Mia for her 16th birthday] "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all. From now on you'll be traveling the road between who you think you are and who you can be. The key is to allow yourself to make the journey.""

"Suki Sanchez: It was just last night that San Francisco's own little princess partied at the beach. But what started out as innocent fun, soon turned into allegedly, too much fun. This is Suki Sanchez for KPFW."

"Paolo Puttanesca: I love your eyebrows. We'll call them Frida and Kahlo. If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows."

"Helen Thermopolis: [first lines] Time for school! Stop daydreaming, you'll be late for school."

"No longer does Mia stand for missing in action, Genovia has a new princess!"

"Mia Thermopolis is the daughter of local eclectic artist, Helen Thermopolis. They currently live in a refurbished firehouse south of Market Street. Mia is also the only grandchild of Queen Clarisse Renaldi, whose husband, King Rupert, passed away last year. This is Nelson Davenport, KRLH."

"[the cheerleaders freak out when a baseball bounces their way] Oh, come on, girls! It's a ball, not a snake. Back in formation!"

"[to Clarisse] I’m the vice principal."

"[on the phone] Gupta... mmhh... mmhh... mmhh. [hangs up] The Queen is coming - to Grove High School."

"Morning, Lily! [looks at Mia] Lily’s friend."

"Remember, virtual homework may not be submitted for actual credit."