"To answer your question, no, I don't get women like that. I haven't actually had a girlfriend since... well let's just say that women stopped beating down my door the same time that the bangs stopped covering the receding hairline."

"Listen guys, there are plenty of successful people who didn't go to college. Albert Einstein. You know? Pocahontas never went to college. Corey Feldman and Corey Haim; they had a great run. Both Lewis and Clark. Suzanne Somers. Bono."

"Anthony Heald - Dean Van Horne"

"Jeremy Howard - Freaky Student"

"Joe Hursley - Maurice / The Ringers"

"Diora Baird - Kiki"

"Robin Taylor - Abernathy (A.D.D.)"

"Hannah Marks - Lizzie Gaines"

"Ann Cusack - Diane Gaines"

"Mark Derwin - Jack Gaines"

"Blake Lively - Monica"

"Lewis Black - Uncle Ben"

"Maria Thayer - Rory"

"Columbus Short - Hands"

"Adam Herschman - Glen"

"Jonah Hill - Sherman Schrader"

"Justin Long - Bartleby Gaines"

"Battle Royale"

"When every college turned them down...they made one up."

"Reject rejection"

"What is learning? It's paying attention. It's opening yourself up to this great big ball of shit that we call life, and what's the worst that could happen? You get bit in the ass. Well let me tell you: my ass looks like hamburger meat, but I can still sit down."

"Health insurance my ass! They don't pay for shit. You get sick on a Friday, they only pay from Monday through Thursday. You go to doctor A, they only pay for doctor B. You break your penis, they only fix vaginas!"

"You know a lot of people say that college is a time when young men and women expand the way that they look at their world when they open their mind to new ideas and experiences and when they begin that long journey form the innocence of Youth, to the responsibilities of Adulthood... now isn't that a load of horse shit! AHAHAHAHA!"

"I'm going off the grid. No more Franchises, no more botox, no more "Hey, oh, lets clone another goat," and certainly no more sexual harassment lawsuits, what's wrong with saying "Hey, nice tits." When did that go out the window?"

"Choreographer Jamal Sims was one of the protesters in "I Know Where I've Been". He was the one on Edna's left."

"Jerry Stiller, Wilbur Turnblad in the original 1988 film, was Mr. Pinky, from Mr. Pinky’s Hefty Hideaway."

"Shawn Thompson, Corny Collins in the original 1988 film, was the reporter outside of the studio."

"Director/Choreographer Adam Shankman, Ricki Lake (the original Tracy in the 1988 film), and composer Mark Shaiman were the William Morris talent agents. Note Shaiman's out-of-time beard and hair."

"Set director Joey O'Brien was The Corny Collins Show director."

"Queen Latifah as "Motormouth" Maybelle"

"James Marsden as Corny Collins"

"Amanda Bynes as Penny Pingleton"

"Christopher Walken as Wilbur Turnblad"

"Michelle Pfeiffer as Velma Von Tussle"

"John Travolta as Edna Turnblad"

"Nikki Blonsky as Tracy Turnblad"

"You Can’t Stop The Beat…July 2007"

"When you follow your own beat, the world will follow you."

"This Summer, when you follow your own beat, there is no limit to how far you can go."

"Remember when a movie can make you dream, make you dance, and make you feel on top of the world?"

"On July 20, the summer blockbuster is getting a whole new look."

"It was a time of tradition, a time of values, and a time…to shake things up."