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April 10, 2026
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"Bob Sapp as Switowski"
"Nicholas Turturro as Brucie"
"If you can't get out, get even."
"Adam Sandler as Paul "Wrecking" Crewe"
"William Fichtner as Cpt. Wilhem Knauer"
"Eddie Bunker as Doc "Skitchy" Rivers"
"Steve Reevis as "Baby Face" Bob Rainwater"
"Tracy Morgan as Miss Tucker"
"Rob Schneider as Plunky"
"David Patrick Kelly as Unger"
"Dalip Singh as Turley"
"Lobo Sebastian as Torres"
"James Cromwell as Warden Rudolph Hazen"
"Joey Diaz as Big Tony"
"I'm a virgin — well, technically. I just act that way so guys will like me. But, it's like, really hard acting slutty all the time. I don't know how you do it, Brooke."
"Just so you know, I'm not mad anymore. I myspaced it out of my system."
"I just wish I could believe in myself as much as I believe in all of you."
"Well, you wouldn't answer my calls or texts, so I had to kick it ol' school and show up in person."
"Darren Geare - Croquet Teammate"
"Kelly Stables - Tiny Blonde"
"Brian Wade - Fatneck"
"Felicia Day - Penelope Hope"
"Katherine Bailess - Colleen Lipman"
"Joshua Gomez - Sammy Stinger"
"Richard Lee Jackson - Derek"
"Bethany Joy Lenz - Marni Potts"
"Faune A. Chambers - Monica"
"Anne Judson-Yager -Whittier Smith"
"Bree Turner - Tina Hammersmith"
"Kevin Cooney - Dean Sebastian"
"Holly Towne - Janice"
"Dennis Hemphill Jr. as Francis"
"Bryce Johnson - Greg"
"John Barrett as Court Commentator John Barrett"
"What are you talking about. The chalk flew up there's a mark right there."
"Hit this one... and I'll sleep with you."
"Chris Evert as Court Commentator Chris Evert"
"The reality is another story, my story. See that good looking fella? No, not the kid in white – the other tired, good looking fella. Yeah, him. Well, that's me. British Davis Cup, long time ago. Two singles titles, even longer ago. Presently ranked 119th in the world. Sport is cruel. Now, I know it doesn't sound too bad. 4 million tennis players in the world and I'm 119th, but what that really means is this: 118 guys out there are faster, stronger, better and younger."
"[Walking out onto Centre Court] Fuck a duck."
"Mary Carillo as Court Commentator Mary Carillo"
"[After winning Wimbledon] Can I retire now, Mum?"
"Oh my god, shouldn't he be off learning about masturbation or something?"
"Ron, I genuinely despise you."
"Austin Nichols as Jake Hammond"
"And may I say good body – luck! Shit."
"Robert Lindsay as Ian Frazier"
"Carl, you bastard."
"Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as Dieter Prohl"
"Bernard Hill as Edward Colt"
"James McAvoy as Carl Colt"