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"I'll dance on your grave!"
"No more jokes, Spider-Man!"
"Dying time is here, Spider-Man!"
"First you, then the world!"
"Prepare for your end!"
"Beg for mercy!"
"What have you done to me?!"
"Knock it off!"
"This is Gonna hurt!"
"How Do you like that!"
"You won't stop us this time!"
"Time for your Dirt Bag Wall-Crawler!"
"I almost feel sorry for you!"
"Hold still, punk!"
"Yeah, bring it on, chump!"
"I'm Gonna Bury You!"
"Gonna put your mask in my trophy case!"
"You're just a lot of talk and some tights!"
"You Found My Weakness Spiderman...You Pay For That!"
"This isn't the bank!"
"Gotta get to that bank..."
"I'm innocent!"
"HEY, WAIT! I'M NOT A BAD GUY!!!"
"(To Black Cat, on What If? Contest) Black Cat! What are you doing-- Who's behind-- why-- Why are you dancing?!"
"Aah. Printing press."
"(to Venom) Our bad? OUR bad?! I'm gonna kill you!"
"(If taken in the wrong direction) Okay, news flash. Gotta follow the Spidey Compass."
"Listen, whoever you are, no one can control the symbiotes! NO ONE!"
"You've gotta be kidding! (Gets out of building, fire is everywhere, it looks bad for Spidey) Perfect end, for a perfect day..."
"(sees Venom on the Jumbotron) Sad thing is, he'll probably get his own talk-show for this."
"Let's see what Venom's up to, then we'll tackle Rhino."
"Not this time, guys."
"Come on, gimmie a break!"
"Whoever your boss is, he's off his ROCKER!"
"Rhino Burgers coming up!"
"Are your ears ringing?"
"Toro! Toro!"
"What's the matter? Hurt your little tusky-wusky?"
"Oh, man! Looks like the Fantastic Four aren't around right now."
"(after seeing "Spider-Man" steal a machine) Last time I checked, *I* was Spider-Man."
"(In the Green Goblin's secret base) Gee. I wonder who those *pumpkin bombs* belong to."
"(running from the police) Man! Mary Jane was right! I should've stayed home today!"
"(looking at a poster of the Lizard) Monsters infest sewers. *laugh* Yeah, right."
"Where is she, Venom?! Where is my wife?"
"(to Mysterio) Dude, capes are out this year."
"(to Mysterio) Hey! You finally found a costume the size of your ego!"
"(when Mysterio grabs him) Do I look like Fay Wray? Put me down!"
"(to a defeated Mysterio) Right now, you're thinking if only you'd taken that giant act to Vegas instead!"
"Tony Hawk. Hey, I skated with that guy!"
"The heating bill on this place must be enormous! And I thought crime didn't pay."