"They're coming to take me away Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see Those nice young men in their clean white coats"

"Becoming perfect as if they were sterling silver chainsaws going cascading..."

"This is how we like to do it in the murder scene."

"Sex is natural, sex is good; not everybody does it, but everybody should."

"Staying awake to chase a dream"

"Your life's an open book Don't close it fore it's done"

"I'll be thuggin forever, see I'ma fighter, not a lover I'm a hit-and-run-it, cold-blooded, motherfucka"

"I swore I would love you till the end of time. So now, I'm prayin' for the end of time..."

"The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!"

"I know what you must be saying to yourselves. If that's the way she feels about it, why doesn't she just end it all? Oh, no, not me. I'm not ready for that final disappointment. 'Cause I know, just as well as I'm standing here talking to you, That when that final moment comes and I'm breathing my last breath, I'll be saying to myself… Is that all there is?"

"If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you"

"He's washing dishes and baby clothes He's so ambitious, he even sews But don't forget, folks, that's what you get, folks For makin' whoopee"

"It's just a ride, it's just a ride No need to run, no need to hide It'll take you round and round Sometimes you're up, sometimes you're down It's just a ride, it's just a ride Don't be scared, don't hide your eyes It may feel so real inside But don't forget it's just a ride"

"All in, all in a day A day it changes everything"

"Won't you die tonight for love? Baby join me in death. Won't you die?"

"Wouldn't it be great if no one ever got offended? And wouldn't it be great to say what's really on your mind? I have always said all the rules are made for bendin' And if I let my hair down, would that be such a crime?"

"I said, "Hi!" She said, "Yeah, I guess I am.""

"Between the lines of fear and blame, You begin to wonder why you came. Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness. And I would have stayed up with you all night, Had I known how to save a life."

"[to a tune similar to "You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon] I'm well aware that there's an element you could call exploitation In the way that I appropriate the cultures of these peoples for my own commercial purposes. Mmm, but everyone who works for me gets credit And royalties And Grammys And a chance to ride to stardom on my coattails, neh-nyah neh-nyah. But hey, let's just remember who's the genius here!"

"[to "American Tune" by Paul Simon ] This pretty tune was written by Hans Leo Hassler In 1599. I wrote some words and changed about three notes. Now ASCAP says it's mine."

"I love it when you call, I love it when you call/I love it when you call but you never call at all"

"He can't even run his own life, I'll be damned if he'll run mine."

"You can spend all your time making love/You can spend all your love making time"

"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

"Meet me on my vast veranda My sweet untouched Miranda"

"Look for me when the sun-bright swallow Sings upon the birch bough high."

"Tell your daughters, "Do not walk the streets alone tonight!"

"It's not getting what you want It's wanting what you've got"

"If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad. If it makes you happy, then why the hell are you so sad?"

"He was high on intellectualism. I've never been there, but the brochure looks nice."

"And I'm standing at the crossroads, believe I'm sinking down."

"I'll wait in this place, where the shadows run from themselves."

"You've got that rainbow feel, but the rainbow has a beard"

"I swam across, I jumped across for you."

"These are the words you wish you wrote down"

"He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man"

"I never thought children could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud? Oh well I love the Maxi never found that I could be one of the people who love me like everything else baby just hold my hand until we f to be fair until we find oh never come back to the start to be with one oh you know I will always be the one to be with you today love you I know right now maybe sexy but this body is tea oh tea yeah the body is sexy you know that right but wait I just do that I'm now but nobody okay good cuz I know that won't never get cuz I know that will never be good uh come and get the food of the kitchen and I love it ooh that could you will be um tonight oh go go make this is it to be right ready already did you see that like oh can you see that her body so tea every girl one thing to be wait didn't you say I uh wait oh I forgot to say that I'm going to be the one who have that kind of take your time to come finish that is that you had before dinner cuz I know that it won't be the one who I love it baby come hold back beautiful face summer composer beautiful ice cream on the table oh baby"

"Cuz I'm a freaky streaker like Winnie the Pooh / T-shirt and no pants and I dance the boogaloo!"

"Here's a story about the boys at the altar Some of them came between me and my halter But I don't think the good lord would mind I was callin' his name the whole time!"

"She's a dwelling place for demons She's a cage for every unclean spirit, Every filthy bird and makes us drink The poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings Fallen now is Babylon the Great"

"'The whole thing I think is sick.'"

"The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades."

"'Cause we're all to blame We've gone too far From pride to shame, We're trying so hard, We're dying in vain, We want it all, Everyone, don't we all?"