Sky One Shows

"...where we light the fuse and then leg it."

"...where we poke our nose into other people's business."

"...that takes science by the ankles, and dangles it over a crocodile swamp."

"...that does for science what five pints of lager does for ugly women."

"...that doesn't curtsy to the Queen."

"...that tells its girlfriend not to wait up."

"...where we take science and smack it hard on its chubby little bottom."

"...that takes science, strips it down, and gives it a damn good oiling."

"...that's a bit like GCSE Physics, but with more girls in bikinis...and less physics."

"...that does for science what Wayne Rooney does for the England football team...until he stubs his toe."

"...that hangs out on street corners with its mate."

"...that's nearly an anagram for "brain ache"."

"...that does for science what Ken does for Barbie."