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April 10, 2026
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"Brian H. Dierker - Bones, Sandra's boyfriend"
"Guy Branum - Guy, Emma's friend"
"Ben Lawson - Sam, a co-worker of Emma, that likes her"
"Dylan Hayes - Young Adam"
"Greta Gerwig - Patrice, Emma's friend"
"Lake Bell - Lucy"
"Olivia Thirlby - Katie Kurtzman, Emma's young sister"
"Cary Elwes - Dr. Metzner, Emma's boss."
"Kevin Kline - Alvin Franklin, Adam's father"
"Just shut up and take your Pamprin."
"Ludacris - Wallace, Adam's friend"
"YOU are NOT even a woman!"
"Adam, did you make me a Period Mix?"
"I warned you not to come. It's not safe for you here."
"It's like a crime scene in my pants."
"Someone call Charlie Brown, we found the Great Pumpkin."
"Ten years from now you will be having sex with your wife. and it'll be in the missionary position. And one of you will be asleep."
"It's like an emotional peanut allergy."
"Tea for your gina..."
"Jake Johnson - Eli, Adam's friend"
"Mindy Kaling - Shira, Emma's friend"
"Friendship has its benefits"
"Talia Balsam - Sandra Kurtzman, Emma and Katie's mother"
"Natalie Portman - Dr. Emma K. Kurtzman"
"Ophelia Lovibond - Vanessa, Alvin's girlfriend"
"Aston Kutcher - Adam Franklin"
"Damn, The floorboard isn't straight."
"Next time, just stick with a tricycle."
"Creepy, huh? We're the CIA. That's what we do."
"Banks? Hey, we got somethin' in common, Cody. My dad "owns" banks."
"Jonathan Hicks - Lady Eloise's Butler"
"Daryl Mitchell - Street Photographer"
"Leonard Jackson - Lloyd the Chemist"
"Tisha Campbell-Martin - Yvonne"
"Mevlin Van Peebles - Editor"
"John Canada Terrell - Todd"
"John Witherspoon - Mr. Jackson"
"Kenny Blank - Kenny"
"Grace Jones - Helen Strangé"
"Lela Rochon - Christie"
"Eddie Murphy - Marcus Graham"
"Robin Givens - Jacqueline Broyer"
"Halle Berry - Angela Lewis"
"A Player Who's About To Be Played."
"David Alan Grier - Gerard Jackson"
"Chris Rock - Bony T"
"Martin Lawrence - Tyler Hawkins"
"Eartha Kitt - Lady Eloise"
"Bebe Drake - Mrs. Jackson"
"Geoffrey Holder - Nelson"