Rick And Morty

"Wh-Wh-What the hell is that?"

"Hold on! Hold oooo-aaaaggghhhh!"

"That was amazing, Morty! Oh my God! Wow, okay, let's wrap this u—"

"Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen! There's a solution here that you're not seeing."

"Kill me...please."

"Yes, and the police are on their way. What do we tell them?"

"Farewell, Solenya."

"And now, for the E-splat!"

"Okay, okay. Th-this is triggering me. I need space. I-I need space...FROM THIS!"

"There's no other possible answer. My mechanical and reptilian logic is certain of it."

"All aboard, motherfucker!"

"Who knows? But we can make it simple again."

"We had a deal, Jerry Smith."

"Our bodies aren't changed, yet our minds have lived a thousand lifetimes. Is that enough time for me to forgive you?"

"Let's just relax and enjoy our retirement, shall–"

"Shit, grandson, you keep me peelin' squap-squams and slippin' nib-nibs, I'll lick whatever ain't nailed down!"

"What the hell, man?! What the hellin' hell?!"

"A-Are you... my new... R-Rick?"

"[Cop Morty: Not so big now, are ya?] I never was! It was figurative!"

"Oh, Grandpa Rick! I don't wanna be on the Citadel anymore! I want to be a regular kid! I want to go to school and throw balls around and masturbate!"

"Wh-where am I?"

"I wish anything about this life would change. [Glasses Morty: Well, I hope you're putting something pretty goddamn important in there.] Me too. But I doubt it."

"He's alive?! No, no, no! You gotta listen to me! I-I worked for him! I was his campaign manager! That Morty is not what he seems. [Bodyguard Rick: Yeah, well, no Morty seems like a president.] He... won?"

"Sorry I'm late, Mr. President. Had a little crisis at work."

"Morty Smith – Justin Roiland (seasons 1-6) Harry Belden (season 7 onwards)"

"Jerry Smith – Chris Parnell"

"Beth Smith (née Sanchez) – Sarah Chalke"

"Summer Smith – Spencer Grammer"

"Rick Sanchez – Justin Roiland (seasons 1-6); Ian Cardoni (season 7 onwards)"