"I will not ever perform in Poland, I'm still having bad memories due to Polish people in my city. I think that Poland shouldn't exist on the map, If I were Hitler, Poles would be killed at first, after them Jews."

"Bitch, I ain't no fucking G, I'm a cannibal! I ain't trying to shoot you, I'm trying to chop you into pieces and eat you!"

"Okay, I'm done, I already came twice. You ain't gonna make me cum. I'm all outta gas, not so fast. Uh, your finger just went in my ass. Ow, that hurts, take it out now. Oh, wait a minute, aw. Put it back in, in, in, in. This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men. I like boobs, boobs, boobs."

"Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube!"

"My brain's gone, my soul's worn, my spirit is torn The rest of my body's still bein' operated on"

"I can't change the way I am… but if I offended you, good, 'cause I still don't give a fuck!"

"Remember me? I'm the one who burned your house down …But I'm out now And this time I'm coming back to blow your house up And I ain't gonna leave you with a window to jump out of!"

"I try to keep it positive and play it cool Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school"

"I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful I like birds, bees, I like people I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful… Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school!"

"Extortion, snortin', supportin' abortion Pathological liar, blowin' shit out of proportion The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict Half animal, half man"

"Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials (Eminem = M&M = Marshall Mathers)"

"I want the money, the women, the fortune and fame That means I end up burnin' in Hell, scorchin' in flame That means I'm stealin' your checkbook and forgin' your name This lifetime bliss for eternal torture and pain"

"You heard of Hell—well, I was sent from it I went to it, servin' a sentence for murderin' instruments Now I'm tryin' to repent from it But when I hear the beat, I'm tempted to make another attempt at it I'm infinite"

"Hey, Em! You know you're my favorite white boy, right? I owe you for this one."

"Kept my ear to the streets Signed Eminem, he's triple platinum, doing fifty a week"

"These rappers are like Hunger Games: one minute, they're mockin' Jay (Mockingjay) Next minute, they get their style from Migos or they copy Drake"

"So finger-bang, chicken wang, w:MGK, Igg' Azae' Lil Pump, Lil Xan imitate Lil Wayne I should aim at everybody in the game, pick a name I'm fed up with bein' humble And rumor is I'm hungry, I'm sure you heard bumblings I heard you wanna rumble like an empty stomach I heard your mumblin' but it's jumbled in mumbo-jumbo The era that I'm from will pummel you, that's what it's comin' to What the fuck you're gonna do when you run into it? I'm gonna crumble you and I'll take a number two and dump on you If you ain't Joyner If you ain't Kendrick or Cole or Sean then you're a goner"

"I'm packin' up my shit, as much shit in the car as I can fit And I'm just drivin' as far as I can get Away from these problems 'til all of my sorrows I forget What's tomorrow like? 'Cause tonight I'm startin' life again Get to the corner and stop, fuck am I goin'? Besides psycho when I fantasize startin' my whole life over"

"Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka Truck in the yard But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car?"

"I'm usin' smarter tactics to overcome this slum I won't become as dumb as some and succumb to scum It's cumbersome, I'm tryin' to do well on this Earth But it's been hell on this Earth since I fell on this Earth"

"Caught up in bouts with the root of all evil I've seen it turn beautiful people crude and deceitful And make them do shit illegal for these Grants and Jacksons These transactions explain a man's actions But in the midst of this insanity, I found my Christianity Through God and there's a wish He granted me He showed me how to cope with the stress and hope for the best"

"Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit 'Cause they think that I'm a motherfucking Beastie Boy"

"I just remembered that I'm absent-minded Wait… I mean I lost my mind, I can't find it"

"(imitating Norman Bates) Mother, are you there? I love you! I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel!"

"What is life? Life is like a big obstacle put in front of your optical to slow you down, and every time you think you gotten past it, it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground."

"Brain damage ever since the day I was born Drugs is what they used to say I was on They say I never knew which way I was goin' But everywhere I go they keep playin' my song"

"Don't do drugs."

"I rock a beat harder than you could beat it with rocks"

"I showered the slang, simple as ABC's Skip over the D's and rock the microphone with ease (E's)"

"Your ass forgot, so just in case you don't remember me I'll run your brain round the block to jog your fuckin' memory"

"Hell no, you can't smoke for free! White Dawg make you bounce when you want that weed."

"Just like a toilet seat, nigga, I piss on my bitches."

"That'll never be me, cause I'm leaving the past, like an abused wife with the kids, leaving yo' ass, like a drug addict, clean and sober, leaving the stash, unbreakable Technique, leaving the plane crash"

"Cause it's too simple to shoot ya - I'll taser the roof of your mouth and electrocute ya."

"Fuck your chain, my people'll kill you for water. Fuck fans nigga, I got soldier supporters."

"Fuck trying to cash-in, nigga / I need more than advancements and a rented mansion / So while you little house niggas are singing and dancing / I'll kill you and take your land like an Israeli expansion."

"They say the rebels in Iraq still fight for Saddam, but that's bullshit, I'll shows you why that's totally wrong."

"This shit is run by fake Christians, fake politicians. Look at they mansions, then look at the conditions you live in"

"I pledge no allegiance / Fuck the president's speeches / I'm baptized by America and covered in leeches"

"They say the rebels in Iraq still fight for Saddam but that's bullshit. I'll tell you why it's totally wrong. Because if another country invaded the hood tonight it would be warfare through Harlem and Washington Heights. I wouldn't be fighting for Bush or white America's dream. I'd be fighting for my people's survival and self esteem."

"A toast to the dead, for children with cancer and AIDS; a cure exists, and you probably could have been saved."

"I'm like the legs of a paraplegic really? Cuz I'm still part of you even if you cant feel me."

"But liberty, to be loved on the surface is worthless"

"Cause the heart that betrays itself willingly Is like a nation that trades freedom for stability"

"Lost in the affection of strangers around you Instead of the lonely person who ever gave a fuck about you Thought you were happy, so you didn't come check me But then when he cheated or treated you incorrectly You conveniently realized that you could never forget me"

"i pray inside of me that one day you can be forgiven: For murdering the beautiful world in we used to live in"

"But if you on stage with the DEA, as your hype man, don't get yourself locked up and blame the white man."

"How the fuck are you my dawg when there's no loyalty?"

"Some people learn from mistakes and don't repeat them, Others try to block the memories and just delete them"