platform-fighters

"(ready to battle) Why Dracula here? Dracula got bridge club today!"

"(after being selected) Dracula got all the moves!"

"(after finisher move) A: See ya! B: So long, sucka!"

"(on fire) Something's cookin'. Smells good!"

"(vs. Mandy) Dracula see ya on the flip side!"

"(vs. Grim) Hey "Skeleton Man", Dracula's teeth is sharper than yo' stick thing!"

"(vs. Eris) Dracula not gonna take a bite out of an apple! He gonna take a bite out of you!"

"(vs. Nergal) Dracula gonna send you back to the center of the earth!"

"(vs. Hoss) Ain't nobody gonna exterminate Dracula! Dracula the original fangster!"

"(vs. Jack) Dracula love pumpkin. Gonna bite yo' head off!"

"(vs. Chicken) Dracula likes his chicken tenderized."

"(vs. Clown) Laughing is for sissies. Dracula like to hear clowns screamin'!"

"(vs. Olaf the Viking) Vampires hate vikings, that's a fact!"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Big pumpkin's ain't the boss of Dracula! Dracula grown man! Dracula do what he want!"

"(after being selected) Everyone's entitled to one good laugh!"

"(wins) Have a nice trip, I take one every fall! (laughs)"

"(on fire) Oh, oh! Spicy, spicy hot!"

"(damage) A: Ouch! B: Ow! C: He he. D: Doop! E: Dey!"

"(vs. Mandy) Here. Let me turn that frown UPSIDE DOWN!"

"(vs. Grim) Feeling "Grim"? Try a punch in the face!"

"(vs. Mogar) Oh, goodness! I thought I was done fighting clowns!"

"(vs. Eris) The joke's on you, Eris!"

"(vs. Hoss) That's what you get for picking on the headless!"

"(vs. Dracula) I got some killer pranks for ya!"

"(vs. Boogey) I'm gonna stick this boogey to the bottom of my shoe!"

"(vs. Skarr) You're a joke! (laughs)"

"(vs. Irwin) Who's cool, now, the one who reads the monster manual, or the one inside it?"

"(vs. Lord Pain) Pain isn't my flavor, darling!"

"(vs. Nergaling) Oh, these little guys are absolutely adorable!"

"(vs. Boogey) You're "snot" my type! (laughs)"

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) Who's your mommy? No, really."

"(vs. Skarr) Pow! Right in the kisser!"

"(vs. Clown) All the world loves a clown."

"(vs. Chicken) Which came first, the chicken or my fist?"

"(vs. Viking) The boys always did gravitate towards me."

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Can the pumpkin take his lumpkins?"

"(ready to battle) We'll have so much friendly fun!"

"(after being selected) Time to share the hurt! (laughs)"

"(on fire) I live in lava! I shouldn't have to put up with this!"

"(mans turret) A: Even a loser can operate this thingy! B: Escape? There is no escape! C: Yippee ki yay, dorks!"

"(ready to battle) You'll never know what hit you!"

"(after being selected) Like, totally excellent choice."

"(after finisher) A:Fore! B:Good bye! C:See ya!"

"(wins) Thank you all so much. I'd like to thank the academy, my dear old dad, and the forces of anarchy & destruction."

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Roses are red, violets are blue, now I'm going to smash you all! (Eris throws the Apple of Discord twice in the air before throwing it to a long distance. The stick pops out saying, "BOOM!" as the opponents blow up whilst she chuckles)"

"(on fire) This really burns me up!"

"(mans turret) A: Let me give you a lesson in mayhem! B: Can you taste the chaos? C: I'm gonna slap you silly! D: Chaos rules! E: Buckle up, it's gonna be a crazy ride!"

"(vs. Billy/Nergal) I don't even like to touch you to hit you!"

"(vs. Mandy) Now, I am the alpha female! (makes monkey sounds)"

"(vs. Hoss) How's that for a good night kiss lover boy?"