"[about Phil Fish leaving the game industry] "My first reaction, when thinking about covering this, was just to finish by saying, 'NNNope!' and go straight onto the next segment.""

"You hear them? Everyone instantly died. And I have no idea why."

"Ubisoft, I just want to like your games. Why won't you let me!"

"'We protected our copyright because TotalBiscuit has no right to make advertising revenues with our license.' Stephane Woods is lying, and here's why."

"Critique makes this industry better. But it's under attack. YouTube's policies allow for flagrant abuse of the copyright system to censor review and critique, and it has to stop."

"So. What's missing? Well, there's no crosshairs."

"…Why am I even whispering? It's not like they're actually gonna hear me."

"We will not join enemy server." [catches himself] "'Enemy server', what? Let's try that again—empty server. I do want enemies."

"Don't even tell me about the map. Don't even. Where's the keyhole?"

"They didn't render a keyhole! …F**k!"

"…So really, it's just y—" [enemy player kills him] "—oh, dammit!—you, your gun, and your friends."

"You were transparent a minute ago!"

"So far, the game has done a really good job of not throwing a lot of jumpscares at me, and that worries me even more. [goes to open door] If you blow your load too quickly with jumpscares—" [TB opens door. Cue jumpscare.] "AHHHHH! Jesus Christ. F**k! I hate you so much right now! God-dammit! Anyway!"

"The trouble with Heseltine is that he had to buy all his furniture."

"Oh, goddamn! What the hell?!" [opens fire, then laughs] "Suppressing fire!"

"Oh, fair maiden… If only I could fix the voids that exist in your fair…visage… Ugh!" [laughs incredulously] "That's one hell of a makeup accident."

"Oh no—I can clip through the rock, too. You are f**king kidding me."

"I now present to you the fairest maiden—what the hell is wrong with your face?"

"What the hell killed me?! I had half health! Why did I just immediately die?! I don't understand what's happening!"

"[watching a character's ridiculous idle animation] "Who—? Nobody—Nobody does that!""

"Oh look, everybody instantly died again! What the hell was that? What killed me?"

"You better save regularly if you intend to play this, 'cause you will just…die. From anything! At random! With no prior warning!"

"Maybe it has quick save?" [Silence.] "…No. Of—Of course, that would be asking too much."

"Are you ready for the jumpscare? …No, you're not."

"Let me guess: if I stand up, he's gonna see me immediately?" [stands up; tribesman attacks him] "Of course."

"[demonstrating the pickpocket mechanic] "I kid you not. That's actually Garry's Incident level of terrible.""

"So, if all you do with WTF Is…? is to figure out whether or not a game is worth buying, you can just stop watching right now. It isn't. You should avoid it like the plague, because it is absolutely terrible. If you're curious as to why, however…" [chuckles] "Oh, I will show you."

"I'm pretty sure that macaw is also…up to no good…"

"Can I… WHAT?! Whaaaaat?! I hit him five times—three times in the back and he doesn't even know that I'm here!" [laughs] "Why is this game?! I'm not even gonna ask what is this game!"

"I think we may have found 2014's Garry's Incident. Ho-lee sh*t."

"Behold: my amazing fighting technique, passed down from generation to generation in the illustrious Garry line. Anyway, as I was saying…"

"Critique exists to protect consumers from unscrupulous companies, and is a necessary part of our society. Wild Games Studio disagrees."

"We as consumers have the ability to stop this bullshit for good. And we're the only ones who can do that. Publishers aren't gonna do it. Devs aren't gonna do it. It's up to you: will you be part of that solution? Will you help fix this? Or will you continue to be part of the problem? I guess that's up to you."

"I'd love to show you Wormnet, but I'm not gonna risk it, because Wormnet shows your IP address!"

"It is a wasted concept [by] a studio that evidently does not have the talent necessary to create something of this complexity, and my god did they screw it up! This is this year's Revelations 2012! And more to the point—it's even got a Revelations 2012 armgun! It's—[beat]—god…! It is…just…horrendously bad!"

"If I haven't made my point clear, let me just spell it out: don't. This is absolutely awful."

"This is a full release…! This is a full release! It is not Early Access! This is not a beta, guys! Seriously, I am not lying to you! And this is after about three patches! This game is a f**king disaster!"

"'What do you think you're doing?! Helps to have a map!' Also, 'Can you find the missing parts of my face?'"

"That shows an obscene! lack of foresight!"

"This monkey is running backwards and forwards! This tribesman right here—" [starts swinging his machete in an attempt to get the tribesman's attention] "Hi."

"[groan] "I—It is—What is it with this year and awful video games?! We've had Ride to Hell: Retribution, and we've had this, and I don't know which is worse.""

"What?! Now he realizes?! Oh—screw everything about this! I'm sorry; I can't take another minute of this dreadful thing!"

"Behold! The Floating Aborigine Tribesman thingy! And his—"

"The historian is not only a lover of truth, not only a chronicler of events. These, indeed, he must be at his peril, but how much more! Insight into human nature—and this implies the rarest knowledge and finest sympathy of which man is capable; the power of tracing the delicate relation between deed and motive, and the pressure of action upon circumstance and circumstance upon action; knowledge of the world, in short, in the highest sense of that expression."

"The great gift of Easter is hope - Christian hope which makes us have that confidence in God, in his ultimate triumph, and in his goodness and love, which nothing can shake."

"I have made known to those responsible for Opus Dei in this country what I consider to be the right recommendations for the future activity of its members within the diocese of Westminster. I now wish to make public these four recommendations. Each of them arises from one fundamental principle: that the procedures and activities of an international movement, present in a particular diocese, may well have to be modified prudently in the light of the cultural differences and legitimate local customs and standards of the society within which that international body seeks to work. These recommendations must not be seen as a criticism of the integrity of the members of Opus Dei or of their zeal in promoting their apostolate. I am making them public in order to meet understandable anxieties and to encourage sound practice within the diocese. The four recommendations are as follows:"

"We have really lost in our society the sense of the sacredness of life."