"I have saved a fucking gorilla today, I also talked a very special idiot out of willing himself dead, and now, just because I'm too hairy in some places and too bald in other places, you can't find it in your putrid little heart to want to get to know me sexually? [Laughs sarcastically] What's wrong with me? What is wrong with you? I am magical!"

"(post-credits:) Oh, radda."

"Already with the excuses."

"I take it back."

"I'm king of the world! King of the world!"

"That's the magic of meat!"

"(in-credits:) Uh, yeah... okay."

"[laughing] Yeah."

"Please tell me we go home alone with her?"

"Sometimes change is good. Having a new teacher turned out to be a lot of fun."

"Okay. I think it's just officially got to the point where it can't get any weirder."

"Hey hoo cha, birdie bird wa, stinky dinky dinky dinky doo, yeah!!!"

"Yup, yup! Let us swim to freedom!"

"Never mind, I can't wait."

"I'm stuck in a tree!"

"Riley, run!"

"Welcome to Taco Shack. May I take your order?"

"Yeah. This is nice."

"Everybody who loves Tea Party Land, say "I"! I! Okay, who's up for a crumpet?"

"Hello, anybody, hello?"

"I love you too, son. This message will self-destruct in 3...2...1..."

"A great run. And until we meet again boys and girls, know that wherever evil lurks in all its myriad forms, I'll be there with the hammers of justice to fight for decency, and defend the innocent. Goodnight."

"P2, going down."

"We got the coolest clubhouse."

"Mini-muffin?"

"Yeah, Junior Justice League. Team division."

"Bravo, Batman. Checkmate. Shall we play again?"

"You wanted to know how history will remember the Avengers, Iron Man? Well, here's your answer."

"Well, I think you all look perfect."

"Where shall I begin?"

"I am the dirt under your nails, cupcake. Nothing's gonna clean me out."

"I made a funny! [laughs]"

"Chapter one: how I got my very first pair of glasses…"

"Fine, but don't blame me if dinner is late! I'd like to see you cook a meal in your arms where your legs should be! Maybe I'll go on the Goraldo Show, he'll believe me about the aliens! I can't find my tush!"

"Ba-a-la-la-la-la."

"Stop it, Zouzou. You're suppose to be a watch dog, not a kiss dog! [laughs]"

"Okay, bye doggies!"

"Y'see? Sometimes one small Mixel is all it takes. Yup, Mixopolis is my town. And always will be."

"I-ffirmative."

"Ash, Captain Dallas are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off."

"Final report of the commercial starship Nostromo, third officer reporting. The other members of the crew - Kane, Lambert, Parker, Brett, Ash, and Captain Dallas - are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off. [to Jonesy] Come on, cat."

"Okay. You can go."

"You still got your Izod?"

"So I had planned to marry Peter, but...I married Jack instead. Thank goodness my father was right. Life doesn't always turn out the way you plan. But Jack...Jack gave me the perfect gift: a stamp in my passport. He took me to Florence for our honeymoon. I guess you might say he gave me the world. Peter once asked me when it was that I fell in love with Jack. And I told him, "It was while you were sleeping.""

"I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself."

"What happened?"