"[Ending credits rap song] I come from the land of the Irish spring, Dublin's the place where I learned my thing, from the emerald isle to your place in the hood, I'm a man of green comes to do no good, (x2) Lep in the hood comes to do no good, blunt is dope, this place is hype, there's a lassie, she's just my type, I hate to resort so soon to magic, but I haven't been laid so long it's tragic, I'm so bad, I'm good, I'll show what to do so lend an ear, don't worry little lassie you've got nothing to fear, sit with a lad who's lean and green and let me show you why I'm a love machine, come to do no good, I'm a wee green guy who's new to town, show me what you do when you get down, I'll go up and you'll go down, we'll cause a scene, you'll love the green, see upcoming rap shows, get tickets for your favorite artists, Lep in the hood come to do no good, Lep in the hood, when we're bad, we're good, from the Cliffs of Moher to your front door, you better turn out the lights and pray some more, we're gonna party through the night until the dawn, then you and I are gonna get it on, (x4) Lep in the hood come to do no good."

"Charlie Heath as Cody"

"Geoff Meed as Kowalski"

"Rick Peters as Mooch"

"Kiss me, I'm Irish!"

"A friend with weed is a friend indeed, but a friend with gold is the best I'm told."

"Warwick Davis as Leprechaun"

"[In a little girl's voice trapped from a bag] I can't breathe. Please open the suitcase. I'm going to suffocate."

"Come closer, come closer, my fresh young lass. Let me take a look at ya before I tap your ass. [Chuckles]"

"She sneezes once, she sneezes twice, she'll be me bride when she sneezes thrice."

"[Tory looks for a four leaf clover as the Leprechaun sneaks up to grab her hand] Little girls shouldn't look for four leaf clovers."

"Page Kennedy as Jamie"

"[Phones the police for help] Help. Help. It's happening. The attack is on. O'Grady farm. Uh, send help. The leprechaun is attacking. Army, navy, guns, marines. And we're gonna need some medicine."

"[Narrating from down in the flaming well] I'll not rest till I have me gold. Curse this well that me soul shall dwell, till I find me magic that breaks me spell."

"Ken Strunk as Uncle Marv"

"Rachel Kuhn as Waitress"

"Damian Maffei as Man in the Mask"

"Lewis Pullman as Luke"

"Emma Bellomy as Dollface"

"Lea Enslin as Pinup"

"Mary Louise Casanta as Aunt Sheryl"

"Christina Hendricks as Cindy"

"Martin Henderson as Mike"

"I killed one of yours! How's that feel, huh? How does that fucking feel?"

"Bailee Madison as Kinsey"

"Are you gonna shoot me?"

"[To Man in the Mask] What are you doing in my house?!"

"Dan Wyllie as Cackles"

"James McKenna as Bubs"

"Russell Crowe as Hando"

"Daniel Pollock as Davey"

"Jacqueline McKenzie as Gabe"

"Oi, Hando! There's gooks, down the Railway Hotel!"

"[Last lines] Stay."

"[As a small army of Vietnamese arrive to save the Nguyen brothers, repeatedly] Monkey...!"

"[As a small army of Vietnamese are trying to break down the front door to the skinhead's headquarters] Come on. Come on, you filthy fuckin' slope head scum! [Turns around to see the rest of the skinheads are not up for the fight] What the fuck are you afraid of? This is our place. No more running. We stop them here! You look like a bunch of scared fuckin' rabbits!"

"Alex Scott as Martin"

"[After Jacqui drops a case of beer] What are you doin'? Why don't you keep your fuckin' mind on the fuckin' job, woman?"

"Any parties happening in this sh-shitty town?"