"[singing] Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think, I talk like a baby, And I never pay for drinks, Don't have to worry, About getting a man, If I keep this blonde, And I keep these tanned, 'Cause I'm a blonde, Yeah, yeah, yeah, 'Cause I'm a blonde, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see people working, It just makes me giggle, 'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle, 'Cause I'm blonde..."

"A recent poll showed that 3 out of 4 aliens agree... Earth Girls Are Easy."

"I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children."

"Really, I could keep my mouth shut. I mean, I'm the kind of person that you could tell anything to and I'd never tell. Ask my cousin, Debbie. You know, she got like her boobs done and I never told anyone. Oh! Except I just told you."

"As if things weren't bad enough, now I've been abducted by aliens."

"There's a giant blow dryer in my pool."

"I'm just a manicurist. I don't know about anything about anything, except nails. You know, nails?"

"[to Ted] If meaningless sex is what you want, why can't you have it with me?!"

"A relationship is a lot like a porcelain nail, Ted. You can break it, and you can glue it back together, but it's not going to be as strong as it was unless the person is really committed to not bringing home nurses!"

"Get ready for Earth Girls Are Easy because this is going to be fun!"

"An out-of-this-world, down-to-earth comedy adventure."

"Geena Davis - Valerie Gail"

"Jeff Goldblum - Mac"

"Martyn Eade – Mars"

"And I will, today."

"Evil. I wish you were dead. I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!!!"

"A Grande Adventure."

"Have You Heard Of It?"

"Why are you not killing each other and who is this strange man? He looks like a wizard!"

"We Pixies are known for our cunning."

"Xander Phillips – Tias"

"A Grande Headache Indeed."

"I'm a natural, born with a sword in my hand!"

"[after hearing Tias surprised at his Pixie Bread] I've got pixie everything."

"Seth Easterbrook – Ulysses"

"Danielle Thorpe – Nyx"

"Gimme all your silver!"

"Myra Hanlon – Lake Spirit"

"Mars, You have a sword in your hand, think quickly!"

"Fools gold."

"[to Ulysses mocking Mars from afar] Look at him, thinks he's a man worthy of title, six feet tall arms of tree trunks and hair of elemental fire. A real Grande Warrior."

"You're making a grande mistake!"

"We are what we choose friend, all that are left when we are gone are the stories that we leave behind and what we did for others. There are no possessions, we own nothing. From what I've learned from you you often do what is right, regardless of a few mistakes, maybe you took something once but you can always give it back."

"Why did you have to be such a good person?"

"Gemma Comber – Liliya"

"James McClusky – Lars"

"Chris Comber – Nikolai"

"Chris Wilson – Viktor"

"What we need to do to design is to look at the extremes. The middle will take care of itself."

"Teddy (a Kodiak bear) as the Grizzly"

"Joe Dorsey as Charley Kittridge"

"Charles Kissinger as Dr. Hallitt"

"Mike Clifford as Pat"

"Christopher George as Michael Kelly"

"The most dangerous jaws on land!!!"