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April 10, 2026
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"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Rectum's Wife""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Popeye the Say Ah Man""
"Willie Rushton: "Diarrhoea of a Nobody""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Emily Bronte's - Worrying Bites""
"Graeme Garden: "Jane Austen's - Emma Roid""
"Graeme Garden: "The Honorary Tonsil""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Up Stethoscope""
"Barry Cryer: "The Greatest Supository Ever Sold""
"Willie Rushton: "Bleak Arse""
"Graeme Garden: "Hernia Shrunk The Kidneys""
"Barry Cryer: "Cold Compress Farm""
"Tony Hawks: "Far From the Madding Trout""
"Graeme Garden: "The Lord of the Flies by J.R.Hartley""
"Barry Cryer: "Catch 22""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Sequel to The Barchester Chronicles - The Crochester Barnacles by Anthony Scollop""
"Tony Hawks: "The Sardinic Verses by Salmon Rushdie""
"Barry Cryer: "Moll Flounders""
"Graeme Garden: "Captain Correlli's Manta Ray""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "10 Rillington Plaice""
"Tony Hawks: "Sprat is a Feminist Issue""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Lady Chatterley's Lobster""
"Graeme Garden: "And if you don't fancy a book, there's always top-shelf prawn!""
"Barry Cryer: "Three Men and A Bloater""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Great Exaggerations""
"Barry Cryer: "The Kipper and The Roes""
"Graeme Garden: "The Little Book of Clam""
"Barry Cryer: "A Tale of Two Ciggies""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Nicotine Nickelby""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Oliver Twist, Please""
"Graeme Garden: "Bridget Jones' Pipe""
"Jack Dee: "Harry Pot""
"Sandi Toksvig: Joseph Heller's great anti-smoking book - "Patch 22""
"Tony Hawks: "Round Ireland With A Fag""
"Barry Cryer: "Great Expectorations""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Asterix the Gauloise""
"Andy Hamilton: "Angela's Ashtrays""
"Jack Dee: "The Habit" by Tokin'"
"Rob Brydon: "Much Ado About Puffing""
"Tony Hawks: "Filter Tipping the Velvet""
"Graeme Garden: "The Pickwick Rizlas""
"Andy Hamilton: The Welsh classic "How Green Was My Mucus?""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Sense And Saint Semilia""
"Andy Hamilton: "The Curious Incident Of The Dog End In The Night""
"Sandi Toksvig: "Capstan Correlli's Mandolin""
"Jack Dee: "We Need To Talk About Coughing""
"Graeme Garden: "Around The World On 80-a-Day""
"Rob Brydon: "Hamlet""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Gropes of Wrath""
"Barry Cryer: "From Russia With Love""
"Jan Ravens: "The God of Small Hands""