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April 10, 2026
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"Sinead Matthews - Miss C"
"Ike Hamilton - Harold"
"Open your knees and feel the breeze, because Gavin's back to stay!"
"Tom Wisdom - Mark"
"Chris O'Dowd - Simon Swafford"
"Katherine Parkinson - Felicity"
"Rhys Darby - Angus Nutsford"
"Tom Brooke - Kevin"
"Nick Frost - DJ Dave"
"Rhys Ifans - Gavin Kavanagh"
"Will Adamsdale - John Mayford"
"Bill Nighy - Quentin"
"Tom Sturridge - Carl"
"Philip Seymour Hoffman - The Count"
"On air. Off shore. Out of control."
"They rocked. They rolled. Then they sank."
"1 Boat. 8 DJs. No Morals."
"'How about it?' How about this? Try and fuck your way out of this one Mark!"
"I believe the technical term is a fuckload of boats!"
"Think of me when you cum!"
"Now it's just you and me, and I'm looking right up your skirt."
"Are you doing something dirty? Are you doing something your parents don't know about? Are you breaking the law? Are you breaking the rules?"
"Sometimes, just sometimes, I think I should be called 'Clever Kevin'."
"I find alcohol rather sharpens my mind..."
"To all our listeners, this is what I have to say - God bless you all. And as for you bastards in charge, don't dream it's over. Years will come, years will go, and politicians will do fuck all to make the world a better place. But all over the world, young men and young women will always dream dreams and put those dreams into song. Nothing important dies tonight, just a few ugly guys on a crappy ship. The only sadness tonight is that, in future years, there'll be so many fantastic songs that it will not be our privilege to play. But, believe you me, they will still be written, they will still be sung and they will be the wonder of the world."
"You know, a few months ago, I made a terrible mistake. I realized something, and instead of crushing the thought the moment it came I... I let it hang on, and now I know it to be true. And I'm afraid it's stuck in my head forever. These are the best days of our lives. It's a terrible thing to know, but I know it."
"Because if you shoot a bullet, someone dies. When you drop a bomb, many die. You hit a woman, love dies. But if you say the f-word, nothing actually happens."
"When you need me, but do not want me, then I must stay. When you want me, but no longer need me, then I have to go."
"Maggie Smith"
"Ewan McGregor - Rory Green"
"Lil Woods - Megan Green"
"Asa Butterfield - Norman Green"
"Rhys Ifans - Phil Green"
"Maggie Gyllenhaal - Isabel Green"
"Emma Thompson - Nanny McPhee"
"Nanny McPhee doesn't like goodbyes. I remember from when I was little."
"When you need her, but do not want her, then she must stay. When you want her, but no longer need her, then she has to go."
"[showing off her medals] Courage, kindness, resolve, imagination, enthusiasm, basket-work, and leaps of faith."
"These children require 5 lessons, Mrs. Green."
"Mogens Wieth - Ambassador"
"Christopher Olsen - Hank McKenna"
"Hillary Brooke - Jan Peterson"
"Alan Mowbray - Val Parnell"
"Rachel Harris - Leslie Bloom"
"Nelsan Ellis - David Carter"
"Lisa Gay Hamilton - Jennifer"
"Tom Hollander as Graham Claydon"
"Catherine Kenner as Mary Weston"
"Robert Downey Jr. - Steve Lopez"
"Jamie Foxx - Nathaniel Ayers"