"In any case, I’m the one Fred is madly in love with! Not that would roll around in the breadcrumbs of carnal bliss with him or anything, but show a little respect for his deep feelings!"

"Animated cartoon"

"Fred's head - the official website"

""Always be polite to strangers...they might end up being your inlaws."

"Love, is like a pimple: without warning, it blows up in your face. Splat!"

""If you're looking for true beauty, then I would suggest your follow your nose."

"Christmas, it's hard to give it up cold turkey…"

""Sometimes, an ex is like a horror story…Baaahh!!"

""Friendship is like your room, sometimes it gets messy."

""Love is like hair after a ride on the rollercoaster. Difficult to untangle ."

""Even the most absorbant paper towels can't wipe up the spills of the heart!"

"In my experience, you can't always measure someone’s courage by the size of the nuts they got."

"The highway of life is a straight line with a bit of a twist…"

"But getting up early makes me sick!"

""Hard work keeps you healthy..."

""Seniors would be cool, if they weren’t so old."

"Sometimes a smile, is just a frown upside down."

"Accidents aren’t pretty. But it seems we all want to look."

""What makes one person sad, makes a shrink quite happy!"

"Enough with your gourmet fantasies! I much prefer when you keep a little secret!"

"Have you ever eaten such tasty meatless shepherd’s pie?"

"Fresh Herring in a stew, it is the best way to say I love you."

"When you like a girl is she supposed to get on your nerves?"

"If you weren't here, I'd have to invent you… mind you, I'd have to have a pretty weird imagination."

"I think not."

"I just finished my self portraits "Visages in Velvet"!"

"You must release all that negative energy! Go for it! Give me your best primal scream Fred!"

"Stop trying to understand life buddy-boy, that what's ruins it!"

"Statistics say that intelligent people are generally less happy..."

"You know, your balloons don't have to be super-big to look good"

"Fabienne, you’re the first real girl I’ve ever kissed. Starting now, you’re my only love!"

"But when will I ever get to kiss a girl???"

"Teens shouldn’t take advantage of their parents’ absence to partake in shameful pleasures and dubious gratifications…"

"Students are not permitted to touch or look at those files! What concerns you, is none of your business!!!"

"There's nothing like castration to calm a guy down!"

"Don't forget to put on your sun screen! If you're eating chicken, watch out for little bones. And don't go swimming right after you eat!"