"[into Jack's spy-camera, during end credits] Hey, look at me, Jack. What am I? [gruff voice] I am a frozen caveman! Study me, Jack! Learn how strange the Focker genetic code is! We are weird mutants who hug and kiss! We show emotion! [growls] Jack must learn from us, and chip away with his hammer of truth! Wooga-booga!"

"Mom, I'm truly not comfortable having this conversation with you. I've been telling you that since I was eleven."

"(to Jack) I'm wondering why you run around with a rubber boob strapped to your chest!"

"We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL."

"I'm not so sure this wedding is such a good idea. I don't like what I'm seeing from these Fockers."

"I said "No monkey business"!"

"Now, I've never met your parents, so I'm not going to jump to any hasty conclusions. But, like studying a frozen caveman, if I can see where you came from, I'll have a much better idea of where you're going."

"Dina! Wake up and make Greg a cappuccino! Shake a leg, woman!"

"I am watching you. Guess who's here. It's Professor Einstein."

"Misery loves family."

"And you thought your parents were embarrassing."

"Terem - Moses"

"Owen Wilson - Kevin Rawley"

"Commissioner: [about Christina Pagniacci] I honestly believe that woman would eat her young."

"Margaret Pagniacci: And what will you do after football, Tony, with no one to control?"

"Margaret Pagniacci: She will sell the team, and everything her father stood for is going to die."

"Jack 'Cap' Rooney: Hey, they love you today, but a season is 16 games kid, and its how you live through the bad ones that make you a quarterback, not a punk."

"Jack Rose: It's like my ex-wife. 21 different personalities and 7 of them hated me."