"You know, it's amazing: I can remember Janice Wu with perfect clarity, I just can't remember where the deed is. You know why? Because I didn't fuck the deed."

"Karen: If I wanted my face covered in lies, I'd still be in porn."

"Leave your baggage behind."

"Paul Rudd - George Gergenblatt"

"Jennifer Aniston - Linda Gergenblatt"

"Malin Åkerman - Eva"

"Lauren Ambrose - Almond Cohen"

"Joe Lo Truglio - Wayne Davidson"

"Alan Alda - Carvin Wiggins"

"Kathryn Hahn - Karen"

"Ken Marino - Rick Gergenblatt"

"Jordan Peele - Rodney Wilson"

"Kerri Kenney-Silver - Kathy"

"Michaela Watkins - Marisa Gergenblatt"

"Ray Liotta - himself"

"Trisha Paytas - Davidson's Wife"

"I'm sorry, but I am my father's daughter, and he always says, "If at first you don't succeed, pack your bags.""

"John Benjamin Hickey - Dr. Mitchell"

"Elizabeth Banks - Gail Abernathy-McKadden"

"John Michael Higgins - John Smith"

"Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Tommy"

"Jinhee Joung - Kimmy-Jin"

"Freddie Stroma - Luke"

"Utkarsh Ambudkar - Donald"

"Adam DeVine - Bumper Allen"

"Ben Platt - Benjamin "Benji" Applebaum"

"Hana Mae Lee - Lilly Onakuramara"

"Alexis Knapp - Stacie Conrad"

"Ester Dean - Cynthia-Rose Adams"

"Rebel Wilson - Fat Amy"

"Brittany Snow - Chloe Beale"

"Anna Camp - Aubrey Posen"

"Skylar Astin - Jesse Swanson"

"Anna Kendrick - Beca Mitchell"

"You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave."

"Even though some of you are pretty thin, I think you all have fat hearts. And that's what matters."

"[During a speech] Now, they say! The best way to get rid of a man! Is to have him run for vice president! Well, I say! Ask my cousin Teddy! That's how they got rid of him!"

"Andrew Davoli - Jake Perini"

"David Paymer - Louis McHenry Howe"

"Jane Alexander - Sara Delano Roosevelt"

"Tim Blake Nelson - Tom Loyless"

"Kathy Bates - Helena Mahoney"

"Cynthia Nixon - Eleanor Roosevelt"

"Kenneth Branagh - Franklin D. Roosevelt"

"The story of Franklin Delano Roosevelt before he became President."

"FDR brought us out of the Depression and through a world war. But the greatest challenge he faced was the one we never saw."

"A new movie by HBO Films."

"The greatest challenge FDR faced was the one we never saw."

""There but for the grace of God," they say, as if our bodies were who we are. Well it's not: our souls are who we are, only they don't know it."

"Franklin, I can't help you out of a hole if I climb in with you."