"And it just cracks me up that we try so desperately to be unique when we're all the same cat - Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, me, you, every cat has got that one chick who really busted up his ass!"

"Please! Don't take away my words! They're just words! I'm not hurting anybody!"

"I am totally corrupt. I mean, really! My whole act. My whole economic success, whatever that is, is based solely on the existence of segregation, violence, despair, disease and injustice. And if, by some miracle, the whole world were suddenly tranquil, pure, I'd be standing on an unemployment line somewhere. So you see, I'm not a moralist. If I were, I'd be donating my salary to those schoolteachers. Right?"

"That's where the conflict starts! We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and $500-a-night hooker."

"Are there any niggers here tonight? Can you turn on the house lights, please, and could the waiters and waitresses just stop serving, just for a second? And turn off the spot. Now what did he say? Are there any niggers here tonight? I know there's one nigger here; because, I see him back there working. Let's see. There's two niggers. And between those two niggers sits a kike. And there's another kike. That's two kikes and three niggers. And there's a spic, right? Hm? There's another spic. Ooh, there's a wop. There's a Polack. And then, oh, a couple of greaseballs. There's three lace-curtain Irish Micks. And there's one hip, thick, hunky, funky boogie. Boogie, boogie. Mm-mm. I got three kikes. Do I hear five kikes? I got five kikes. Do I hear six spics? Six spics. Do I hear seven niggers? I got seven niggers. Sold: American! I'll pass with seven niggers, six spics, five Micks, four kikes, three guineas, and one wop. You almost punched me out, didn't ya? I was trying to make a point and that is it's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness. Dig. If President Kennedy would just go on television and say I'd like to introduce you to all the niggers in my cabinet. And if he'd just say nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger to every nigger he saw, boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger till nigger didn't mean anything anymore! Then you'd never be able to make some six year old black kid cry because somebody called him a nigger in school."

"I'm not anti-Christ or anti-religion, l just think it's encouraging that people are leaving the Church and going back to God."

"What's the worst thing you can say to anybody? Fuck you, mister! That's really weird, because if l wanted to hurt you, l should say, Unfuck you, mister Because fuck you is really nice, man."

"Jeremy Sumpter as Peter Pan"

"Rebel as Nana"

"Saffron Burrows as Story Narrator / Adult Wendy"

"Carsen Gray as Tiger Lily"

"Rupert Simonian as Tootles"

"George MacKay as Curly"

"Lachlan & Patrick Gooch as Rudy & Tudy (twins)"

"Harry Eden as Nibs"

"Theodore Chester as Slightly"

"Freddie Popplewell as Michael Darling"

"Harry Newell as John Darling"

"Geoffrey Palmer as Sir Couch"

"Lynn Redgrave as Aunt Millicent"

"Richard Briers as Smee"

"Ludivine Sagnier as Tinker Bell"

"Olivia Williams as Mrs. Darling"

"Rachel Hurd-Wood as Wendy Darling / Jill"

"Jason Isaacs as Captain Hook / Mr. Darling"

"If the King destroys a man, that's proof to the King that it must have been a bad man."

"[last lines of film] Thomas More's head stood on Traitor's Gate for a month until his daughter Meg claimed it in order to give her father a proper funeral. Thomas Cromwell was beheaded five years after More was. Archbishop Cranmer was burned at the stake. The Duke of Norfolk was slated for execution but the King died of syphilis the night before the order was scheduled to be signed. Richard Rich became Lord Chancellor of England and died in his bed."

"I have no wife! Catherine is not my Queen! No priest can make her so!"

"I know a man who wants to change his woman."

"Since the Court has determined to condemn me, God knoweth how, I will now discharge my mind concerning the indictment and the King's title. The indictment is grounded in an act of Parliament which is directly repugnant to the law of God, and his Holy Church, the Supreme Government of which no temporal person may by any law presume to take upon him. This was granted by the mouth of our Saviour, Christ himself, to Saint Peter and the Bishops of Rome whilst He lived and was personally present here on earth. It is, therefore, insufficient in law to charge any Christian to obey it. And more to this, the immunity of the Church is promised both in Magna Carta and in the king's own coronation oath. — [Cromwell: Now we plainly see you are malicious!] — Not so. I am the king's true subject, and I pray for him and all the realm. I do none harm. I say none harm. I think none harm. And if this be not enough to keep a man alive, then in good faith, I long not to live. Nevertheless, it is not for the Supremacy that you have sought my blood, but because I would not bend to the marriage!!"

"What is an oath then but words we say to God?"

"When statesmen forsake their own private conscience for the sake of their own public duties they lead their country by a short route to chaos."

"Well, as a spaniel is to water so is a man to his own self. I will not give in because I oppose it—I do- not my pride, not my spleen, nor any of my appetites, but I do– I!"

"It profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world ... but for Wales?"

"[About his decision to not give away his daughter Meg to William Roper] See here Will. Two years ago you were a loyal Churchman. Now you have fallen in with the Lutherans on account of being persuaded by their logic. I can only hope that when your head stops spinning it is affixed as God intended."

"I am commanded by the king to be brief, and since I am the king's obedient subject, brief I will be. I die His Majesty's good servant, but God's first."

"Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion."

"Knowl Johnson - Tommy Eatonton"

"Jonathan Ward - Jonathan Eatonton"

"Tom Hodges - Louie Jones"

"Kevin J. O'Connor (actor) - Sammy Desoto"

"Dylan McDermott - Jackson Latcherie"

"Ann Wedgeworth - Aunt Fern Thornton"

"Bill McCutcheon - Owen Jenkins"

"Sam Shepard - Spud Jones"

"Tom Skerritt - Drum Eatenton"

"Julia Roberts - Shelby Eatenton Latcherie"

"Olympia Dukakis - Clairee Belcher"