"[Ghostface: Do you like scary movies?] What's the point? They're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It's insulting."

"[Billy: Hello?] [as Ghostface] Are you alone in the house? [Billy: Bitch! You bitch! Where the fuck are you?!] Not so fast. We're gonna play a little game. It's called [normal voice] "Guess Who Just Called the Police and Reported Your Sorry Motherfucking Ass"! [Billy: Find her, you dipshit! Get up!] [Stu: I can't, Billy. You already cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here, man.] [Billy: [puts phone on Stu and whispers] ] [Stu: Hello?] Ohh, Stu, Stu, Stu. What's your motive? Billy's got one. The police are on their way. What are you going to tell them? [Stu: Peer pressure. I'm far too sensitive.] [Billy: We'll rip you up, you bitch, just like your fucking mother!] You've gotta find me first, you pansy-ass mama's boy!"

"I'm sorry if my traumatized life is an inconvenience to your perfect existence."

"You sick fucks. You've seen one too many movies!"

"Drew Barrymore — Casey Becker"

"Liev Schreiber — Cotton Weary"

"Joseph Whipp — Sheriff Burke"

"W. Earl Brown — Kenny"

"Jamie Kennedy — Randy Meeks"

"Skeet Ulrich — Billy Loomis"

"Rose McGowan — Tatum Riley"

"Matthew Lillard — Stu Macher"

"Courteney Cox — Gale Weathers"

"Neve Campbell — Sidney Prescott"

"David Arquette — Deputy Dewey Riley"

"Someone has taken their love of scary movies one step too far. Solving this mystery is going to be murder."

"Now everyone is a victim, and everyone is a suspect."

"Make Your Last Breath Count."

"From The First Name In Suspense Comes The Last Word In Fear."

"Don't Answer The Phone. Don't Open The Door. Don't Try To Escape."

"Don't Answer The Door, Don't Leave The House, Don't Answer The Phone, But Most Of All, Don't SCREAM."

"IF YOU HANG UP ON ME, YOU'LL DIE JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER!; Do you wanna die, Sidney?!; Your mother sure didn't!"

"[after being asked what he wants] To see what your insides look like."

"[Casey says she's going to call the cops] They'd never make it in time!"

"[after Casey tells him to listen to her] No, you listen to me, you little bitch!; If you hang up on me again and I'll gut you like a fish, you understand?."

"[lighthearted, curious tone] What's your favorite scary movie?"

"This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare."

"The police are always off track with this shit! If they'd watch Prom Night, they'd save time! There's a formula to it—a very simple formula! EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT!!"

"See, you push the laws and you end up dead. Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife."

"It's the millennium. Motives are incidental."

"There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. That's the beauty of it all! Simplicity! Besides, if it gets too complicated, you lose your target audience."

"[when Randy reveals that he's still alive, and Sidney says that she thought that he was dead] I probably should be. I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin."

"Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sid would go out with me?"

"If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath—would you be standing in the horror section?"

"[after Stu says that he wants to see Jamie Lee Curtis's breasts in Halloween] Breasts? Not until Trading Places in '83. Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She never showed her tits 'til she went legits."

"There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie For instance, number one: you can never have sex."

"[to Dewey] The Janitor's your superior."

"Well, you're not going to be alone any more, right? If you pee, I pee. Is that clear?"

"Oh, you wanna play psycho killer? Okay, let's see. [mock terror] Oh, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface. I wanna be in the sequel!"

"Billy and his penis don't deserve you, okay?"

"Would you settle for a PG-13 relationship?"

"Don't go there, Sid; you're starting to sound like some Wes Carpenter flick."

"[last words] Say hello to your mother! [gets poked through his umbrella stab wound and screams; almost stabs Sidney, but he gets shot in the right shoulder by Gale] [Gale: Guess I remembered the safety that time, you bastard.] [his supposed dead body is examined] [Randy: Careful. This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life for one last scare.] [wakes up to try to attack; Gale screams, but Sidney shoots him through the head] [Sidney: Not in my movie.]"

"You hear that, Stu? I think she wants a motive. Well, I don't really believe in motives Sid; I mean, did Norman Bates have a motive? Did we ever find out why Hannibal Lecter liked to eat people? Don't think so! See, it's a lot scarier when there's no motive."