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April 10, 2026
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"Jake McKinnon - Rufus "Earl" Firefly Sr"
"Harrison Young - Don Willis"
"Tom Towles - Lieutenant George Wydell"
"Walton Goggins - Deputy Steve Naish"
"Jennifer Jostyn - Mary Knowles"
"Matthew McGrory - Tiny Firefly"
"Hardwick - Jerry Goldsmith"
"Robert Mukes - Rufus "RJ" Firefly Jr"
"Rainn Wilson - Bill Hudley"
"Sid Haig - Captain Spaulding"
"Bill Moseley - Otis B. Driftwood"
"Life and Death are Meaningless...And Pain Is God"
"Sheri Moon Zombie - Baby Firefly"
"You'll never get out alive."
"God bless this house."
"Karen Black - Mother Firefly"
"Dare You Enter..."
"The most shocking tale of carnage ever seen."
"The movie some never wanted you to see."
"What are you, Jimmy Olsen, cub reporter for the Daily Asshole?"
"There's no turning back!"
"True horror is back!"
"Erin Daniels - Denise Willis"
"I hate fucked up families."
"Hey, Poopy-pants. What's new?"
"Whatever you need to do, you do it. There is no wrong. If someone needs to be killed, you kill 'em. That's the way."
"There once was a woman who lived with her daughter in a cabbage garden; along came a rabbit and ate up all the cabbages; the woman said, "Go into the garden and drive out the rabbit.""
"These are all my dolls. I used to like to chop their heads off and their arms and stick 'em up on the wall."
"Ain't the only thing tasty in this house."
"We like to get fucked up, and do fucked up shit."
"You gotta have the marshmallows, that's what makes it fun."
"Give me a "B", give me an "A", give me a "B" give me a "Y", What's that spell? What's that spell? WHAT'S THAT SPELL?"
"Listen, you Malibu middle class Barbie piece of shit, I'm tryin' to work here. Work? You ever work? Yeah, I'll bet you have. Scoopin' ice cream to your shit-heel friends on summer break. Well I ain't talkin' about no goddamn white socks with Mickey Mouse on one side and Donald Duck on the other. I ain't readin' no funny books, mama. Our bodies come and go but this blood... is forever. Now, I'm gonna remove your gap... But! If you make so much as a fuckin' peep! I'm going to cut you like a pig and make you eat your own fucking intestines... you got me?"
"Bill... He's a good guy, Ohhh hoo... He's been great help to me. A real blessin'... I mean, I couldn't have asked for a better specimen. You don't know what kinda dry spell I've had here. Total Block, Total Block! But Bill... He's OK."
"Better you leave here with your head still full of kitty cats and puppy dogs."
"[after shooting Killer Karl] Goddamn, motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit."
"It's all true. The bogeyman is real and you found him."
"But MOST of all... fuck YOU!"
"That was so badass! Dr. Satan! Ahhh! Dr. Satan!"
"Huntin' humans ain't nothin' but nothin'. They all run like scared little rabbits. Run, rabbit, run. Run, rabbit. Run, rabbit. Run rabbit. Run, rabbit, run! RUN, RABBIT, RUN!"
"Rob Zombie (uncredited) - Dr. Wolfenstein's assistant"
"David Reynolds - Richard "Little Dick" Wick"
"Joe Dobbs III - Gerry "Goober" Ober"
"Gregg Gibbs - Dr. Wolfenstein"
"Michael J. Pollard - Stucky"
"Chad Bannon - Killer Karl"
"Irwin Keyes - Ravelli"
"Walter Phelan - S. Quentin Quale / Dr. Satan"
"William H. Basset - Sheriff Frank Huston"
"Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!"