"Lisa Brennan: I had two different Harvard statisticians try to reverse-engineer the equation that you came up with to prove that 28% of American men could be my father. You know, my mother might be a troubled woman, but what’s your excuse? That’s why I’m not impressed with your story, dad! It’s that you knew what I was going through, and you didn’t do anything about it, and that makes you an unconscionable coward. And not for nothing, but “Think” is a verb, alright? Making “Different” an adverb. You’re asking people to “Think Differently”. And you-- And you can talk about the Bauhaus movement and Braun and "simplicity is sophistication" and Issey Miyake uniforms and Bob Dylan lyrics all you want, but that thing? (pointing at one of the posters of the iMac) Looks like Judy Jetson's easy-bake oven."

"We will know soon enough if you are Leonardo Da Vinci or just think you are."

"It's not binary. You can be gifted and decent at the same time."

"Michael Fassbender - Steve Jobs"

"[to Andy Hertzfeld] Five in six is your chance of surviving the first round of Russian Roulette, and you've reversed those odds. So unless you wanna be disgraced in front of your friends, family, colleagues, stockholders and the press, I wouldn't stand here arguing. Now go try and get some more bullets out of the gun. (after a moment of brief silence) DO IT, ANDY!"

"John, listen to me: Whoever said "The customer is always right" was, I promise you, a customer."

"I forced the vote because I believed I was right. I still believe I'm right, and I'm right. Now, I bled that night, and I don't bleed. But time's done its thing, and I really haven't thought about it in a while."

"Kate Winslet - Joanna Hoffman"

"Michael Stuhlbarg - Andy Hertzfeld"

"Jeff Daniels - John Sculley"

"Seth Rogen - Steve Wozniak"

"Courtney Halverson as Val Rommel"

"Jacob Wysocki as Ken Smith"

"Heather Sossaman as Laura Barns"

"Moses Jacob Storm as Mitch Roussel"

"Renee Olstead as Jess Felton"

"Will Peltz as Adam Sewell"

"Mickey River as Dank Jimmy"

"Shelley Hennig as Blaire Lily"

"This April, revenge comes online"

"Online, your memories last forever. But so do your mistakes."

"Cal Barnes as Rando Pauls"

"Every. Photo. Comment. Share. Update. Like. Post. Can come back to haunt you."

"I think the other thing that's been really exciting about it is that as I've talked to people, the variety of reactions for what the movie's about is wide. You know, like some people find it incredibly romantic, some people find it incredibly sad or melancholy, or some people find it creepy, some people find it hopeful."

"Joaquin Phoenix - Theodore Twombly"

"You always wanted to have a wife without the challenges of actually dealing with anything real and I'm glad that you found someone. It's perfect."

"The past is just a story we tell ourselves."

"Sometimes I think I have felt everything I'm ever gonna feel. And from here on out, I'm not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser versions of what I've already felt."

"[It] touches on all of the themes that you're talking about in terms of the way we live in our modern life right now. But also it's writing about something that I think has maybe always been here, which is our yearning to connect, our need for intimacy, and the things inside us that prevent us from connecting. And that sort of tension has always been there. So I think, you know, where we're at right now has a particular set of challenges, but what I'm talking about has probably existed as long as we've existed."

"I feel like I can be anything with you."

"I'm gonna fucking kill you. I'm gonna fucking kill you. It's not funny, don't laugh. I'm gonna fucking kill you. I'm gonna fucking kill you. I love you so much I'm gonna fucking kill you."

"She's not just a computer."