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April 10, 2026
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"Jack's got an arsehole like a clown's pocket."
"People like grapes."
"Do you actually control what your brain says?"
"I drank holy water blessed by the pope. It was mingin'."
"The sky is bigger than the ground."
"If you sleep upside down, do you dream upside down?"
"Do you know what I found out that blew my mouth?"
"Dogs hate lettuce."
"How up is space?"
"OK, let's make some sweet, bunty little smubbles."
"If we have the smegging compass, Jeremy, you don't need to look at the farting sun."
"Are you havin' my ass?"
"A pig never forgets, Ryan. They actually are pretty smart, I think, pigs. They can play pong or something."
"Does rocks float on lava?"
"If you were a whale, water would be smaller."
"We'll have an office suck-off."
"Maybe we can shake the life back into him."
"I'm feeling lucky!"
"Rich people always smell good."
"I tried to bang Ray in my house, and bloody there was somebody already in there."
"Would you be friends with me if I didn't have an arsehole?"
"Would you guys still be friends with me if my name was Henry Dillmond?"
"Monty, I'm not attracted to dudes. But if I had a boner for you, it's really trying right now."
"Let's just hope I don't find any more turtles, 'cause it is really getting me depressed."
"Would you be upset if you found out your dog was just a robot and it was being driven by a lizard?"
"Some people are so Scottish, it looks like it hurts them."
"I've created the Tower of Pimps. Everyone worship me."
"No, I'm not saying cool. I'm saying cool."
"Usually when Geoff punches me, he's smiling. There was no smiles. It was pure rage."
"I will kill all of you. All the ghosts will come."
"What is Game Night?"
"He is the embodiment of Fleet Street bullying, using his newspaper to peddle his Little-England, curtain-twitching Alan Partridgesque view of the world, which manages to combine sanctimonious, pompous moralising and prurient, voyeuristic, judgmental obsession, like a Victorian father masturbating secretly in his bedroom."
"It's not so much that they don't want me to grow up. It's that they're annoyed that I'm growing up adjusted. They'd much rather I was growing up and going wild and crashing cars."
"(on way to relax) “I just like to lock my self in a small room and listen to music and watch films all day!”"
"I'm lucky enough to have a job that I love, and a relatively down-to-earth life."
"Transgender women are women, any statement to the contrary erases the identity and dignity of transgender people and goes against all advice given by professional health care associations who have far more expertise on this subject matter than either Jo or I."
"I don't understand girls, but I'm slowly learning."
"I was like every other teenager in that sense... I think I started very early— before my teens. But not when I was on set."
"What everybody would love to see is me having ditched school and then just going wild. That's what I'm determined not to give them."
"The one piece of advice I would give to any actor is, if you want to go out on the street without being recognised, without even being looked at, go out with a 6ft 8in beautiful transsexual. No one gives you a second glance. Especially when you're 5ft 5in."
"There have been people who have tried to exploit me. You get chancers out there who just want to make a quick buck, but as long as you tune into them and who they are … The best thing I've learned is, if you're going out, never go out alone - you leave yourself vulnerable. If you've got someone else there you trust, they can say, be wary of that person. I probably used to be too trusting of people."
"Some people think I’m gay when I meet them, which I think is awesome. It’s always good to keep them guessing. I don’t go on any blogs or chats or anything, but my friends are demons for them, and apparently someone said: ‘Daniel Radcliffe is gay. He’s got a gay face!’ I really don’t know what a gay face is!"
"...I suppose that the image people have of me is one that's quite talkative, because in interviews and that you can sometimes get nervous, and the thing when you meet people... I tend to be quite chatty just because that's just something I do. But in terms of Maps' character, I'm like him in that I'm perfectly happy in my own company. And I'm probably happiest when I'm being quiet."
"I'm really happy when I meet a beautiful girl with whom I can have a good conversation. And I can feel attracted to her after a while, but that's not love! It takes time to develop an intense feeling like love. When you start a relationship with someone, it means you have to work hard. Love is a gift that needs to be looked after and cared for."
"I'm very proud of being Jewish. It means I have a good work ethic, and you get Jewish humour and you're allowed to tell Jewish jokes."
"I'm the only kid in the world who doesn't want an eighth Harry Potter book."
"When I go back to school everyone asks a lot of questions. Then, after about a week, when I've answered everything, we get back to normal. I've never been one of the cool people at school, but then again, I don't get the people who are cool. It's not that I don't like them, it's just that they don't interest me."
"Stage is much more intimidating than going before the cameras, because you can really screw up, and can't do a retake."
"I would hate to be accused of having got through life just by luck - I think you do create your own destiny. My mum and Dad believe in fate. I see coincidences but not a predestined pattern. If it's just about fate, then you become complacent and expect things to come your way. I like being challenged. Even when you're doing really intense, dramatic scenes that take so much out of you it's still really fun and energizing. Acting makes you feel so alive."
"(On considering himself as a heartthrob) Personally I can't see it, but if other people can, fine. Cool!"