fighting-games

"I understand the situation, leave the rest to me."

"You certainly have talent, but you must learn control."

"Regardless of the outcome, we can still shake hands afterwards. I'd like to keep that kind of relationship."

"You're asking me if I held back? True, it wasn't my best effort. That's the least any man would do."

"Thank you, my lord, for the lesson. Your swordsmanship is outstanding."

"So this is Justice... the commander of all evil. What sorrowful eyes..."

"RIDE THE LIGHTNING!!"

"Spare me..."

"Give me a break..."

"Bandit REVOLVER!"

"What's wrong with you? Don't give me that dirty look."

"I'm finished with you. Go away."

"Oh, your weapons are a great pick! Easy maintenence for a lazy person."

"You sorta look like a bad guy, sir. Would you happen to have a bounty too?"

"Iai is used tin aisan street performances, huh! ...Um, Do you need some money?"

"Um, can you still move? Roger says he wants to use your body. Yeah..."

"You may not blend in society with that body, but you can always join the circus."

"Practicing even in a place like this... It must be hard being an entertainer."

"I'm not very good at Japanese music."

"I'll play you a rondo, so you can dance until you die!"

"Whoa, sexy lady! That's quite an impressive display you've got there! Hahaha!""

"You're an amazing tenor! I can't resist it any longer... Won't you join with me?"

"I'm worn out. Please, stop moving already. I've never seen such weak thrusting. What, are you trying to make me beg for it?"

"I feel like I'm taking on three partners at once... It really turns me on!"

"Eww, what a stench! Get back to the sewer where you belong!"

"I'm sorry, would you have preferred me in a nurse's outfit? Maybe next time..."

"Cover songs are nice, but nothing beats the original."

"Hmm, do you think bare legs are more attractive? Will I get more looks?"

"Don't get cocky on me, old man. You can act as big as you want; I don't want to deal with your wrinkled hide!"

"Work on your technique a bit, and I'll be happy to be your partner again."

"Aren't you a little young to be fighting for love?"

"Horny little brat! Go home and drink your father's milk!"

"See? I'm always on top! After all, you're too heavy..."

"You're certainly got the size, but moving that slow is just as bad as finishing too fast."

"You may be old, but you haven't gone soft yet, have you? Come on, let's play some more!"

"I don't side with humans OR with monsters! You look better as a bat! Haha!"

"You're completely out of sync. Get out of here before I re-tune your face!"

"An empty de capo. Stoic men are so charming!"

"Why are you arching your back like that? Was it that good for you?"

"I'll snap your spine and... bah, there's no point in even trying to talk to you!"

"SHE'S KIND OF MY TYPE. EVEN IF SHE'S NOT HUMAN, AND I COULD DO WITHOUT THOSE TWO BEHIND HER, I'D MARRY HER."

"YOU'RE NOT HUMAN, EITHER? SONUVABITCH! THIS WORLD DOESN'T DO IT FOR ME!"

"WHAT? THE CREW ON YOUR SHIP ARE ALL FEMALES? OH MY DAMN! IT'S LIKE A PARADISE! I CALL DIBS!"

"DON'T GO CRAZY ON ME! ROBOTS ARE DELICATE UNLIKE YOU, YOU STUPID IDIOT."

"USELESS BRAT! NO UN-SEXY FEMALES HAVE THE RIGHT TO FIGHT WITH ME!"

"YOU'RE A USELESS HUMAN. WE HAVE A GREAT FUTURE PLANNED FOR YOU. WHAT? YOU'RE NOT HUMAN? ...REALLY?"

"AW, MAN! WHERE IS EVERYONE? I NEED HUMAN DATA! WAIT, YOU'RE A HUMAN? ...REALLY?"

"I PREFER 'EM LADY LIKE BUT I COULD SETTLE WITH YOU. PLEASE MARRY ME AND COOK FOR ME FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE."

"DO YOU KNOW THE TERM "WILD MAN"? IT TOTALLY DESCRIBES YOU, YOU CRAPPY DANCER."

"...That thing's pretty nasty."